Monday, September 28, 2015

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1. Funtcuck is just like any other American town, right down to its annual Homecoming parade.

2.  ♪ "Here comes the bride.... Here comes the bride..."  

3. Revelation 13:1 "And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and a skank rode with him, and on her legs were leather f--k me boots."

4. "First, we'll get you fitted for a Prince Albert. And if you're a good boy, you can have some Southern Dairies Ice Cream afterward."

5. "Don't pretend you  don't know us congressman, we recognize you from the Furry Convention even without the pantsless goat suit. Say 'hi' to Huma for us."

Best of dadoctah
    "Does anybody know where we can get in touch with Stan Lee?"

Best of Dactyl
    After Han was frozen in carbonite, Leia and Chewbacca had to make ends meet somehow...

Best of Best of
    "Tale as old as time / True as it can be / Barely even friends / Then somebody bends / Unexpectedly" -- Beauty and the Beast

Best of Dr. Doom
I can't tell... is the Southern Decadence Festival late this year or has the Democratic National Convention started early?

Best of mega
Away from the contrived world of Game of Thrones stages, giants are actually much less dangerous than people think.

11 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Does anybody know where we can get in touch with Stan Lee?"

Greg said...

I see the NEA Teacher of the Year competition is well under way.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA:

Sulley: Hey, Ted! Good morning!

[Ted clucks; light changes and they cross]

Sulley: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.

Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Dactyl said...

After Han was frozen in carbonite, Leia and Chewbacca had to make ends meet somehow...

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

where I come from, we shoot folks that look like that......

GregMan said...

No wonder those other goats are always screaming.

Anonymous said...

"Tale as old as time / True as it can be / Barely even friends / Then somebody bends / Unexpectedly" -- Beauty and the Beast

Rodney Dill said...

Ya just gotta love the end of Summer in Livonia.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like someone is about to open a new clicklovers franchise...

Dr. Doom said...

I can't tell... is the Southern Decadence Festival late this year or has the Democratic National Convention started early?

mega said...

Away from the contrived world of Game of Thrones stages, giants are actually much less dangerous than people think.