1. Funtcuck is just like any other American town, right down to its annual Homecoming parade.
2. ♪ "Here comes the bride.... Here comes the bride..." ♪
3. Revelation 13:1 "And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and a skank rode with him, and on her legs were leather f--k me boots."
4. "First, we'll get you fitted for a Prince Albert. And if you're a good boy, you can have some Southern Dairies Ice Cream afterward."
5. "Don't pretend you don't know us congressman, we recognize you from the Furry Convention even without the pantsless goat suit. Say 'hi' to Huma for us."
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"Does anybody know where we can get in touch with Stan Lee?"
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After Han was frozen in carbonite, Leia and Chewbacca had to make ends meet somehow...
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"Tale as old as time / True as it can be / Barely even friends / Then somebody bends / Unexpectedly" -- Beauty and the Beast
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I can't tell... is the Southern Decadence Festival late this year or has the Democratic National Convention started early?
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Away from the contrived world of Game of Thrones stages, giants are actually much less dangerous than people think.