Friday, October 02, 2015

Arkansas Royal Family


1. "No, Bill, this is your daughter. Put it back in your pants."
2. "Stuck with Webb Hubbell's face and mom's hips ... I hate both of you!"
3. "And then, I'll burn this sh-thouse of a country to the ground... damn, is my mic on?"
4. "You think it's funny that Russians have all my emails, Bill? Wait until they hack your browser history."
5. "I am also amazed that every Arab Sheikh rejected our offer of Chelsea."

Best of Steve O
    Am I the only to notice this... that Chelsea looks like an even less-attractive young version of Hillary? She's got a little bit of a Dobby/Hillary love child thing going on there.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Hillary: "So it is settled then. After I am elected Chelsea will be crowned Princess Regent of Arkansas, Tennessee, and the Carolinas and Bill will be in charge of my harem... after the castration of course.
    Bill: "Sounds goo... wait what?"

Best of Tim
    When it comes to blood relationships, one of these three does not belong with the others.

Best of Whacko
    "OK, this has been great. See you both in another 5 or 6 years?"

10 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Today on Family Feud.......

dadoctah said...

Kukla, Fran and Ollie have really let themselves go.

Steve O said...

Am I the only to notice this... that Chelsea looks like an even less-attractive young version of Hillary? She's got a little bit of a Dobby/Hillary love child thing going on there.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

looks like Chelsea suffers from Ed Zackley disease.........

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary: "So it is settled then. After I am elected Chelsea will be crowned Princess Regent of Arkansas, Tennessee, and the Carolinas and Bill will be in charge of my harem... after the castration of course.
Bill: "Sounds goo... wait what?"

Dr. Doom said...

Jeopardy Contestant: "What are three people who should never be president Alex?"
Alex Trebek: "Oh no, I'm sorry, we were looking for 'What are three people who should not be allowed to procreate..."

Tim said...

When it comes to blood relationships, one of these three does not belong with the others.

Mr Hankey said...

Bill and Chelsea fight it out over who would get the title First Lady

Whacko said...

"OK, this has been great. See you both in another 5 or 6 years?"

Submariner said...

Nahhhh, Hil. She needs to add 30 or 40 pounds 'fore I'll be interested enough IYKWIMAISTYD...