Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Emmanuel. Rahm, Emmanuel.



1. Gunning down the entire City Council, gangland style. #435 on the list of things only Democrats can get away with.

2. "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you, say what one more Goddamn time!"

3. "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

4. "No fair! We called 'Gun Free Zone.'"

5. Still warm from his 'Cleveland Steamer,' Rahm Emmanuel "pays" another Cicero Prostitute.

Best of dadoctah
    "Hurr durr hurr durr. I'm a right-wing Republicran."

Best of dadoctah
Settle down, Rahm, it's okay. Now you can get breakfast at Mickey D's after ten-thirty *without* a gun!

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
    "The name is Bond. Municipal Bond! Hey, I've got a whole briefcase fulla them!"

11 comments:

Whacko said...

So this is the reason the murder rate in Chicago is so high. The man has been busy.

dadoctah said...

"Hurr durr hurr durr. I'm a right-wing Republicran."

dadoctah said...

Settle down, Rahm, it's okay. Now you can get breakfast at Mickey D's after ten-thirty *without* a gun!

jimmy said...

When in Chicago...

Dr. Doom said...

Early in his stint at the White House Rahm was forced to give lunchtime seminars on how to properly motivate political rivals. This one centered on the gun control argument. Later sessions focused on government funded contraceptive legislation and made use of roofies, some of Senator Vitter's recreational contacts, and judiciously placed cameras...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I look familiar. But, no, I'm not that Anthony Weiner guy.

Anonymous said...

He didn't start out at the top. Prior to becoming the mayor of Chicago Rahm Emmanuel got his start in politics as a mob enforcer.

Mr Hankey said...

Not wanting to have a racially divided city, Rahm heads to the courthouse to perform some Jew-On-Jew shootings in Chicago as well.

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"The name is Bond. Municipal Bond! Hey, I've got a whole briefcase fulla them!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Put down that hot dog and that ketchup bottle, pal, or its' gonna get ugly around here!"

mega said...

Many liberals fair at stage 1, "aim"