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Show your receipt next door for your bonus abortion.
I’ll take a [sexually non-descript] grande amego in a venti cup, with half whole “Whole Foods” milk and half non-fat “Whole Foods” milk, 99.5 degree half caf and half de-caf, two Trump pump mocha / one Trump pump vanilla latte with whip, add 1 packet of organic non-GMO carbon-neutral brown sugar and 1/2 packet of equal, in a union made recyclable double cup, with the eco-friendly sleeve that has snarky racist comments indicating latent white guilt in a pre-Post Apocalyptic cracker society.
Curly said it all and said it well.
"I am very sorry Senor Curly," explained the barrista, "We are a vegan shop so we cannot give you any whole milk, non-fat milk, or latte. Due to city regulations we are not allowed to sell sugar, Equal, or artificial flavorings. We would never whip anything, but if you like I can gently stir in a non-threatening manner. The union made cup is not a problem of course but I am afraid we stopped selling coffee last year because we learned that it is picked in third world coutnries by underserved migrant workers. If the solar heater is working properly today, I think we can get you some water in the 85-90 degree range. The grande will cost you $44.57 with state and city tax..."
"We're Full of Beans!"---or---BSC, indeed....---or---"Give it to me, strong and black. Bigger the better.""Sure, Ms. Khardashian, but don't you want to order your coffee first?"
A protest was held by undocumented Americans today in front of Blue State Coffee. The protesters complained they felt intimidated and discriminated against by the company who's logo resembles an American flag over a cup of coffee.
After visiting 2015, Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes by kicking Barack Obama Sr. right square in the nuts.
Well, it's a better name than Funtcuck's!
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