1. "I'm sorry for the mistake, it seems you ordered the endless soup and salad and table 9 ordered the angry black trans-sexual. Sorry for the mix up."
2. "You gonna eat all those breadsticks, you chalk-faced whore?"
3. Gordon Ramsey be damned, this here is the real Hell's Kitchen.
4. "Mommy, why did the mean black man just eat all my French fries?"
5. "First, the brought me the wrong appetizer. Then, my veal scallopini was undercooked. And now, some b-tch who's never held a real job is lecturing me on portion sizes... They better not be expecting a tip."
Best of Kaptain KrudeFrom IMDB:
Eat The Rich - Michelle is a disgruntled waitress at a snobby exclusive restaurant who falls on hard times. Forced to deal with the contempt and disgust of the upper class, Michelle & cohorts attempt to go on a rampage. Meanwhile, General Karprov and Spider plot to involve the inept anarchists into their plans to derail the prime-minister-to-be's campaign.
"Now Michele, we generally don't comment on the diners' choices of entre and it is never appropriate to use the phrase 'chalk faced whore', do you understand," queried the manager? Post Whitehouse on the job training was harder than Mrs. Obama thought it would be...
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig "Now look! You can't eat the carpet, who do you think you are, Hillary?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather "Perhaps you didn't hear me? I'm a food critic for Yelp."
Best of Dr. Doom "This gagh is not fresh, the chef will feel my wrath," complained the First Lady, "Fetch my bat'leth, Shidroj Ngog!"
Best of jimmy "Little b*tch tried to tell *me* I ought to eat those awful school-lunch meals. Yeah, that's the spot she hit the floor when I snapped her neck."
Best of Mr Hanket No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Best of Double the U Listen here! You finish all of those bread sticks and don't give me any lip about them being "unlimited"
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig"..and if you want to be my food tasters you best learn not to sit down before I do!!"