Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Old White Socialist Debate



1. Sponsored by Depends...
2. The whitest show since The Brady Bunch got canceled.
3. The Democrat Debate actually got great ratings at first, until people figured out it wasn't an episode of The Walking Dead.
4. CNN was careful to make sure the Green Room was stocked with Ensure and room-temperature pudding.
5. Strangely enough, Bill Clinton "Feels the Bern" every time he pees.

Best of GregMan
    Topic #1: What's the best way to get those d@mn kids off my lawn?

Best of Dr. Doom
    Worst Pez dispenser collection evah...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    The one reason Hillary can never cap here:
    check --> __ I'm not a robot

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    How exciting, a two and a half hour commercial for "Hoveround".

Best of jimmy
    The debate had to be cut short because the day passes from Shady Pines won't allow them out after 9:30.

Best of Dr. Doom
I for one will be waiting on the edge of my seat to hear which candidates come out in favor of carpet eating. Anyone want to give me odds?

Best of mega
    "And now we'd like to ask each of the candidates about White privilege..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Five people who don't understand why Funtcuck is funny.

28 comments:

GregMan said...

$20 says at some point they'll call the GOP the "Party of Rich Old White Men".

GregMan said...

Topic #1: What's the best way to get those d@mn kids off my lawn?

GregMan said...

Topic #2: "Why Geritol Should Be Covered Under Obamacare".

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Hillary does Vegas.
Why CNN? Porn channel turned it down.

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary Clinton and The Canklettes... never caught on quite like Gladys Knight and the Pips.

Dr. Doom said...

Worst Pez dispenser collection evah...

Nate said...

'1. Sponsored by Depends...'

... and Metamucil.

Son Of The Godfather said...

CNN presents "Game of Clones"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The one reason Hillary can never cap here:
check --> __ I'm not a robot

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "F" at the top should really be in front of "CNN"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The common theme of the debate: "Hey, how much more could we really fuck things up?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I would only consider voting for the candidate who tells Hill live on the air "God darnit, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

Son Of The Godfather said...

How exciting, a two and a half hour commercial for "Hoveround".

Son Of The Godfather said...

I plan to take a shot of tequila every.time.Hillary.adds.extraneous.punctuation.

See you on the other side, brothers.

jimmy said...

The debate had to be cut short because the day passes from Shady Pines won't allow them out after 9:30.

Dr. Doom said...

I for one will be waiting on the edge of my seat to hear which candidates come out in favor of carpet eating. Anyone want to give me odds?

Dr. Doom said...

Is anyone in doubt of the outcome of the debate on the Clinton News Network?

dadoctah said...

Worst. Marvel's Avengers knockoff. Evar.

Kaptain Krude said...

♫ It's just a jump to the left
And pretend to step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees inside
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's
Do
The
Time
Warp
Again! ♫

BPatMan said...

I'm not sure which was creepier: Hillary trying to impersonate a normal person, or Hillary pretending to be herself.

Anonymous said...

Google "four men and a woman" with safe search off, I double dog dare you.

mega said...

"And now we'd like to ask each of the candidates about White privilege..."

mega said...

The first five volunteers to be given full body-to-podium transplants were smiling, but it was not hard to see that behind a thin veneer of forced happiness was deep sadness at the loss of mobility.

mega said...

If we could just create a composite candidate who lies to the country about being a socialist porno writer who leaves to take over Maryland and confiscate everyone's guns ... Still have to find something for Chafee to do, though.

mega said...

In the unedited version, FeeltheBern says "Enough about the damn emails already!" and Hillary responds, "I accept your tribute, vassal, but now you must go down on me in front of all these people to demonstrate your loyalty in full."

Kaptain Krude said...

Hey, I thought The Walking Dead was on AMC, not CNN.

Kaptain Krude said...

Five people who don't understand why Funtcuck is funny.

Kaptain Krude said...

The War on Women™ continues unabated.