Monday, October 26, 2015

Return of the Demon Sheep.



1. When the zombie sheep appeared, it became official; The Walking Dead was out of ideas.
2. The artist calls this one, "Hillary Clinton Voters."
3. The reason Ashley Madison never caught on in Australia.
4. The Scottish remake of Village of the Damned fared poorly at the box office.
5. What Barack Obama sees at every news conference. 

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
    The reason Ashley Madison did catch on in Islamic countries.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Weresheep?"
    "There."
    "What?"
    "There, sheep. There, castle."
    "Why are you talking that way?"
    "I thought you wanted to."
    "No, I don't want to."
    "Suit yourself, I'm easy."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    This is the part of the movie where they send the black guy to go start the car.

Best of Mr Hankey
    The vigil for Lamar Odom was well attended

Best of Dr. Doom
    Queing up for credentials at the Democratic National Convention...

Best of Steve O
    Googled "gun control advocates."

 

20 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

The reason Ashley Madison did catch on in Islamic countries.

jimmy said...

Tonight on The X-Files:
Seemingly unrelated murder sprees by sweater-clad killers grip the northeast. Mulder and Scully's investigation uncovers a sinister plot based in the men's outerwear department at Barney's, but have they only scratched the surface of the conspiracy?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Weresheep?"
"There."
"What?"
"There, sheep. There, castle."
"Why are you talking that way?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, I don't want to."
"Suit yourself, I'm easy."

Son Of The Godfather said...

So... counting these is supposed to make me fall asleep?
I call bullshit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mama always said "Don't ever get into a staring contest with a possessed herd."
She lost it a little at the end there.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This is the part of the movie where they send the black guy to go start the car.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You really don't want to be anywhere near Chernobyl at sunset.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Cool flock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

dadoctah said...

You know how Aquaman can communicate with fishes, and how because of that everyone thinks he's the lamest of the Super Friends?

It could be worse.

dadoctah said...

Moses only called down ten plagues upon Egypt. But you should see some of the ones he had waiting in the pipeline.

dadoctah said...

Night of the Whiffenpoof.

Rodney Dill said...

Four legs good,
Two legs Baaaaaad

Rodney Dill said...

The moment that Muhammad began to rethink the 72 virgins thing.

dadoctah said...

Just a little heads up about what's waiting for you if anyone's thinking of abolishing Easter.

Mr Hankey said...

Bill Cosby had nothing on the accusations made on Kyle the farmer in the next county.

Mr Hankey said...

The vigil for Lamar Odom was well attended

Dr. Doom said...

Queing up for credentials at the Democratic National Convention...

Kaptain Krude said...

Barack Obama was half-way through his most stirring speech ever before he realized that his audience was quiet, but the mention of arugula brought the crowd to its feet.

Steve O said...

Googled "gun control advocates."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come to Funtcuck, they said. We'll have a great time, they said. The sheep aren't nervous at all, they said." Ang Lee's take on the Die Hard franchise was pretty much what you expected.