Monday, October 05, 2015

Take Me Out


1. Almost any caption relating to the Cincinnati Reds would work here.
2. Metaphor's for Obama ISIS policy. For a metaphor for Vladimir Putin's ISIS strategy, click here.
3. No more absurd than the notion that the baseball season should extend into November.
4. Gawd, I hate tampon ads.

Best of jimmy
    You'd be tip-toeing too if you had to play ball in the cats' litterbox.

Best of Double the U
    ...and yet even they thought Obama looked like a pussy when throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Those balls are all high and inside.

Best of dadoctah
    "We wanna pitcher, not a ballet itcher!"

Best of Whacko
    If I were a billionaire I would buy the Yankees and this would be the uniform.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Cubs fans will do almost anything to lift the curse...

16 comments:

jimmy said...

You'd be tip-toeing too if you had to play ball in the cats' litterbox.

Double the U said...

...and yet even they thought Obama looked like a pussy when throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Those balls are all high and inside.

dadoctah said...

"We wanna pitcher, not a ballet itcher!"

Kaptain Krude said...

The manly men of baseball in the year 2100.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

why da Cubs haven't won a World Series since the Ottoman Empire was in power!

Steve O said...

Something made me think of Monsters Inc when I saw this.

Whacko said...

If I were a billionaire I would buy the Yankees and this would be the uniform.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I'm pretty sure the new Giants uniform is NOT going to be good for the game. Who in heck let Gavin Newsome be the designer?




PIMF

Dr. Doom said...

Do not even ask about the seventh inning stretch - trust me you don't want to know...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like some jokester got into the Yankees training room and switched their PEDs with estrogen supplements...

Bryan said...

All snarkiness aside, this is a really cool picture. It was taken by Richard Calmes - one of the world's most celebrated ballet photographers - at Cool Ray Field, the home filed of the Gwinnett Braves, a minor league team. The Atlanta Journal initially refused to publish it because they though it was Photoshopped. When shown a picture of the whole photoshoot, they published it.

Bryan said...

P.s., you can see the rest of the shoot at http://www.pbase.com/rcalmes/ballerinas_and_baseball.

Dr. Doom said...

Cubs fans will do almost anything to lift the curse...