Monday, October 12, 2015

Trump and the Wise Latina



1. "Surely judging this lowbrow 'Belching Contest' will ruin Trump's poll numbers," sniffed the GOP Establishment. Instead, his numbers went up again.

2. "Nice Rendition of 'God Bless America,' Sugartits. Now, get back to work building my wall."

3. "It's twoooo! It's y-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ge."

4. The former members of Menudo have not aged well.

5. "And now, my impression of Joe Biden."

Best of dadoctah
    Jeff Dunham, you zany guy!

Best of mega
"In keeping with Mr. Trumps deep history of conservativism, any hispanics who shows up at a DMV can now vote even without a license or ID, as long as you vote for Trump! Plus, he just paid off the city to demolish all your homes to put up a new casino, so get the F out of here and pack your bags."

Best of Dr. Doom
 "Justice Sotomayor, you're fired," shouted President Trump. After his election the Trump Whitehouse took on a reality show quality...


Best of Mr Hankey
Consuela learns he means it when he tells her that illegals are going to get it in the ass under a Trump administration.

Best of jimmy
Consuela mistakenly thought she had arrived on the stage at The Price Is Right, and that Trump was about to give her a brand! new! car!

10 comments:

dadoctah said...

Jeff Dunham, you zany guy!

mega said...

Sotomayor was overtaken by the moment. "I agree with the Donald! The 6th amendment is hereby void, every state will have a defensive wall and moat paid for by Italy, and all children named Ken are now named Aiden!"

mega said...

bit of an ORA on that above comment, in case anyone sort of got it

mega said...

"In keeping with Mr. Trumps deep history of conservativism, any hispanics who shows up at a DMV can now vote even without a license or ID, as long as you vote for Trump! Plus, he just paid off the city to demolish all your homes to put up a new casino, so get the F out of here and pack your bags."

Mr Hankey said...

Even Donald's ventrilquism skills are suspect as he dares the crowd to "Read My Lips...No New Mexicans"

Dr. Doom said...

"Justice Sotomayor, you're fired," shouted President Trump. After his election the Trump Whitehouse took on a reality show quality...

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫"Mañana, Mañana, I'll love ya, mañana... Solamente una diaaaaa aaaaaaaa-waaaaaayyyy!"
Donald Trump is Heffe Warbucks in "Pequeña Huérfana Annie"

Mr Hankey said...

Consuela learns he means it when he tells her that illegals are going to get it in the ass under a Trump administration.

jimmy said...

Consuela mistakenly thought she had arrived on the stage at The Price Is Right, and that Trump was about to give her a brand! new! car!

(Given her financial situation, the free copy of People magazine Trump found on the podium was enough to make her happy.)

Kaptain Krude said...

JEB!!!

How Establishment Republicans see the Hispanic voters.