Friday, October 23, 2015

When a Hippie and a Tree Love Each Other Very Much


1. Well, #LoveIsLove, I guess.

2. Violent internet flame wars developed over whether that was really her bush or just a shadow from trees in the background.

3. Some Clinton interns are so traumatized by the experience that normal human relationships are simply not possible.

4. She used to date Keanu Reeves, so this was not much of a step-down.

5. There are no better ways to celebrate Scottish heritage than a nude caber toss.

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Nasty case of splinters in 3, 2, 1... I have this overwhelming sense of deja vu...

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Dr. Doom said...

"Lovely engagement photo Ms. Jones," gushed the Berkeley City Clerk, "you can use this form for your marriage license. Just line through where it says 'Groom' and write in 'Coniferous Entity'...

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Double The U said...

Oh look, that tree is covered in Kate Moss.

Anonymous said...

It was as if she was in a redwood forest of penises. They presented themselves,tall and mighty all around her...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and I better not see you god damned lumberjacks back here! Oh hey, didn't see you there. I'm SOTG. Nice to meet you."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Both are called "Treebeard".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just before the syrup shot to the face.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Cindy, I think we should branch out and see other prople."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone's got a woody.

jimmy said...

The Audobon Society's attempts to update their image included this ill-advised foray into hippie pr0n.



Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Gee, your tree bark smells fantastic!"

dadoctah said...

I! AM! GROOT!

Whacko said...

Son of a beech!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh Pinocchio!"

curly said...

Get your Ent porn at Smokey_the_Bear.com

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Hey, congratulations to V the K on the appearance at Ricochet! Nice article!

Anonymous said...

Deja Vu:

http://www.vthek.net/2015/02/things-that-have-crotches.html

Mr Hankey said...

Yeah I had some winners for this one last time around

mega said...

"I don't care what she's doing. She's a woman, so I'm voting for her," said 100 million Democrats.

mega said...

Fear not, college students; despite the new regulations for consent, there are still plenty of opportunities for intimacy out there.

Anonymous said...

She's looking for wood in all the wrong places.