A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Nasty case of splinters in 3, 2, 1... I have this overwhelming sense of deja vu...
"Lovely engagement photo Ms. Jones," gushed the Berkeley City Clerk, "you can use this form for your marriage license. Just line through where it says 'Groom' and write in 'Coniferous Entity'...
Oh look, that tree is covered in Kate Moss.
It was as if she was in a redwood forest of penises. They presented themselves,tall and mighty all around her...
"...and I better not see you god damned lumberjacks back here! Oh hey, didn't see you there. I'm SOTG. Nice to meet you."
Both are called "Treebeard".
Just before the syrup shot to the face.
"Cindy, I think we should branch out and see other prople."
Someone's got a woody.
The Audobon Society's attempts to update their image included this ill-advised foray into hippie pr0n.
ORA: "Gee, your tree bark smells fantastic!"
I! AM! GROOT!
Son of a beech!
Get your Ent porn at Smokey_the_Bear.com
Hey, congratulations to V the K on the appearance at Ricochet! Nice article!
Yeah I had some winners for this one last time around
"I don't care what she's doing. She's a woman, so I'm voting for her," said 100 million Democrats.
Fear not, college students; despite the new regulations for consent, there are still plenty of opportunities for intimacy out there.
She's looking for wood in all the wrong places.
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