Monday, November 09, 2015

Cankles and Madcow


1. A picture that reminds us all how many of America's problems could be solved with a small amount of nerve gas.

2. "Rachel, pull my finger."

3. "Well, tell Ellen she can go ahead and keep the strap-on, but I want my nipple clamps back."

4. "Oh, Rachel, I would never ignore your pleas for help if you were being attacked by terrorists in a Middle-East sh-thole."

5. "Chris Hayes asked me if I he could borrow a tampon earlier. Is there something I should know?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey Rachel, see if you can guess who I ate with last night..." blows in her face.

Best of Nate
Hillary, I'm flattered, but aren't you already married?

Best of Best of
Honey, screw the commercial stuff... just use vinegar and water.

Best of GregMan
Two bull-dykes wearing pantsuits walk into a TV studio...

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
I think you'd look fabulous in a green camel toe jump suit!!

Best of Mr Hankey
God darnit, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"Didn't we share a foxhole back when I was a Marine?"
"No, we shared a fox's hole whose name was 'Maureen.'" - V

Best of Rodney Dill
"Oink, oink, OOOOink."
"Moo Moooooo Mooo Moo."
"Oink oinky oink oink."
"Moo Moo Moo Moooooo Moo moo"
...

19 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Rachel, see if you can guess who I ate with last night..." blows in her face.

Nate said...

Hillary, I'm flattered, but aren't you already married?

Anonymous said...

Honey, screw the commercial stuff... just use vinegar and water.

jimmy said...

Hildebeast: "OmiGod, you really ARE a woman!"
MadCow: "OmiGod, you really ARE a bitch."

curly said...

Dog: You're breathe smells marvelous! How do you do it?

Cow: I gargle with tuna water!

GregMan said...

Two bull-dykes wearing pantsuits walk into a TV studio...

GregMan said...

"Sorry, Rachel, but mine IS bigger."

GregMan said...

"You pee standing up? So do I!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

I think you'd look fabulous in a green camel toe jump suit!!

Mr Hankey said...

Hillary, on behalf of all of the media, I'm so sorry to have dared to ask you any hard questions, and know that we pledge our full loyalty to you.

Mr Hankey said...

God darnit, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Jay Guevara said...

"What are you doing after this exercise in bullshit kabuki?"

Submariner said...

You complete me...



for now.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Didn't we share a foxhole back when I was a Marine?"

Dr. Doom said...

"So it is agreed, you guys lay off the Bengazhi questions and my next Press Secretary will be from MSNBC," recapped Hillary, "... oh and a young, blonde, female intern to be named later..."

Rodney Dill said...

"Oink, oink, OOOOink."
"Moo Moooooo Mooo Moo."
"Oink oinky oink oink."
"Moo Moo Moo Moooooo Moo moo"
...

Rodney Dill said...

(as per the last comment)
That's a whole lot of Dairy Air.

metalgarth said...

Meet me later tonight... and wear your green jumpsuit

Dr. Doom said...

This would be a great place for a couple of those Fridge Raider MMM3000 units...