Monday, November 02, 2015

Recalculating...

Schneider

1. Another Proud Graduate of the Kelsey Grammer Driving School.
2. Time of accident: About 45 seconds after the driver said "Hold my beer and watch this."
3. This sort of thing happens at every Kennedy family reunion. The locals are accustomed to it.
4. "No vacancy! I'll show those assols No Vacancy."
5. "Looks like those Duke Boys missed the Check-In Counter by about 50 feet... vertically."

Best of of
    I'm not a real stunt car driver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

Best of USMC2841
    Like a drunk neighbor State Farm is there.

Best of jimmy
    "I'll take 'Things That Would Make Flo S#!t Her White Jumpsuit' for $400, Alex..."

Best of metalgarth
    Ted Kennedy spent a night at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Best of Double the U
 You know that time in your life where you are almost too old for the back seat of a car yet too young to get a motel room? Holiday Inn Express has a solution.

Best of metalgarth
 Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to drop a car on the top of a Holiday Inn Express is insignificant compared to the power of Disney's lawyers to sue the ass off of anyone for unauthorized use of Star Wars related properties.

Best of curly
    "Thank you for calling Uber tech support. My name is Patel; how can I help you?"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not a real stunt car driver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

USMC2841 said...

Like a drunk neighbor State Farm is there.

jimmy said...

"I'll take 'Things That Would Make Flo S#!t Her White Jumpsuit' for $400, Alex..."

metalgarth said...

Ted Kennedy spent a night at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Double the U said...

You know that time in your life where you are almost too old for the back seat of a car yet too young to get a motel room? Holiday Inn Express has a solution.

Submariner said...

ORA

When did Aunt Clara start driving vice flying?

Dr. Doom said...

Man the bedbug problem at the HIE is out of control...

Dr. Doom said...

Man the bedbug problem at the HIE is out of control...

metalgarth said...

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to drop a car on the top of a Holiday Inn Express is insignificant compared to the power of Disney's lawyers to sue the ass off of anyone for unauthorized use of Star Wars related properties.

Steve O said...

"We're not parking it, we're abandoning it."

curly said...

"Thank you for calling Uber tech support. My name is Patel; how can I help you?"