Friday, November 20, 2015

"Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those eyes of yours."


1. "I want to pour maple syrup all over and lick it off... slowly."
2. Match-dot-com scores its biggest coup ever.
3. Vladimir Putin sees this and thinks whatever the Russian word for "submissive bottom twink" is.
4. "Two hits of... um... X ... and um... I'm anybody's.... um... bitch."
5. Suddenly, the SCOAMF didn't miss Reggie Love at all.

Best of Best of
    The safe phrase is "black lives matter."

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
    Bat Cave, 10 minutes........

Best of GregMan
    "So, Barry, what are your best tips for destroying a formerly-free Western nation?"

Best of Dr. Doom
"So Justin have you heard about Man Country," queried the President? "You know they are franchizing don't you? I'm thinking, MC Montreal... just imagine the French maid costume possibilities..."

Best of Dr. Doom
"So about that $9.99 head... is that ten bucks Canadian or Amerikkkan," asked the President? "It doesn't really matter I guess, at those prices my Secret Service detail is long gone..."

Best of jimmy
 "So, you're Pierre Trudeau's son? Wow....I used to read his Doonesbury comics all the time. I even understood several of them."
    [uncomfortable pause]
    "Okay, maybe one or two of them were explained to me, but I still thought they were really clever."

Best of curly
    "I wish I could rigorously vet you."

18 comments:

curly said...

“Let’s pretend that my ass is the southern border and you cum across it.”

Anonymous said...

The safe phrase is "black lives matter."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Bat Cave, 10 minutes........

Kaptain Krude said...

"So, um, Hillary turned you, um, turned you, um, turned you down for a, um, uh, an internship, um, huh? Huh, um, that's, um, that's strange."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"$9.99 - Canadian or US?"

saturn said...

Two socialists getting ready to cheat each other.

GregMan said...

"I'm the biggest communist!"
"No, I'm the biggest communist!"

GregMan said...

"Kiss me and you can role-play Lenin tonight."

GregMan said...

"So, Barry, what are your best tips for destroying a formerly-free Western nation?"

Dr. Doom said...

"So Justin have you heard about Man Country," queried the President? "You know they are franchizing don't you? I'm thinking, MC Montreal... just imagine the French maid costume possibilities..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh Justin, I just love your music," gushed the President...

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry Barry, I left my wallet at home.

Submariner said...

You um, kinda, uh, um, remind me of, uh, remind me of Joel, uh, Olsteen. Uhhhhhhh, would you um, come back, um, backstage and, uh, spank me and, um, tell me what a bad, uh, boy I've, um, been?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"So about that $9.99 head... is that ten bucks Canadian or Amerikkkan," asked the President? "It doesn't really matter I guess, at those prices my Secret Service detail is long gone..."

jimmy said...

"So, you're Pierre Trudeau's son? Wow....I used to read his Doonesbury comics all the time. I even understood several of them."
[uncomfortable pause]
"Okay, maybe one or two of them were explained to me, but I still thought they were really clever."

curly said...

"I wish I could rigorously vet you."

Mr Hankey said...

Barry gives an example on how he plans to personally vet the refugees.