Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Putin and Carnac

Brender


1. "In Post-Soviet Russia, fortune reads you."
2. "Robin Williams? I thought you were dead."
3. A: Gunga din. Q: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga?
4. A: Executive action. Q: What does Obama look for when he hits up Man's Country?
5. A. A cartwheel, Justin Bieber, and Hillary Clinton Q. Name a stunt, a runt, and a ….

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
Don't you remember? We met at Dick Lick Park......

Best of Rodney Dill
A: Blood, Sweat and Tears
Q: Name the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin-Robbins

Best of Rodney Dill
A: O-Gee-Whiz
Q: What does NASA call its new zero gravity toilet?

Best of Double the U
The Russian "I dream of Genie" adaptation lacked some of the charm of the original

Best of metalgarth
A: Santa Claus, Effective Leadership and Poop Swastikas
Q: Name 3 things that most likely have never been seen or have never existed at Mizzou

18 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Don't you remember? We met at Dick Lick Park......

Rodney Dill said...

A: Blood, Sweat and Tears
Q: Name the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin-Robbins

Rodney Dill said...

A: O-Gee-Whiz
Q: What does NASA call its new zero gravity toilet?

Rodney Dill said...

C'mon... If you rub it you get three wishes.

Mr Hankey said...

After my election I have more flexibility.

curly said...

A: California.
Q: Where can we get married?

Jay Guevara said...

Wanna makeover?

Jay Guevara said...

"Once you've had a genie, you never go back."

Jay Guevara said...

"So the guy said, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. So I did."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"But Mr Obama, you asked me to turn you into a president that the people would like!!"

Double the U said...

The Russian "I dream of Genie" adaptation was a little different.

jimmy said...

Putin: "Touch my junk again, and YOU'LL end up hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch."

Anonymous said...

Maha, Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi dat how you say, dat picklepuss, he askee taskee, what ditcha vat syke, you gottik?

..............Russ in Oregon

metalgarth said...

A: Santa Claus, Effective Leadership and Poop Swastikas
Q: Name 3 things that most likely have never been seen or have never existed at Mizzou

Dr. Doom said...

"You are right Sultan, these drinks could use some refreshing" agreed Mr. Putin, "Where is John Kerry when you really need him?"

Dr. Doom said...

Putin: "OK so I will mass 50 armored divisions inside your southern border ready to strike Isreael"
Sultan: "Won't America object?"
Putin: "No it is all fixed - we are good as long as we do it after mid terms and before the Presidential election cycle..."

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