Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Rectum... Almost killed him!

Schneider


1. Wow, that fella sure does like corn!

2. "Democrat Party Metaphors! Get Your Democrat Party Metaphors!"

3. "Oh, yeah, I see your problem. Hand me that 5/16 wrench, would you please?"

4. "The acoustics in here are amazing!"

5. Rehearsals started this week for "Goatse: The Musical."

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    OMG... It's full of stars!

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    I found some more of your emails, madam secretary....

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    Quentin Tarrantino's Christmas card photo

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    "How the Headless Horseman stays in shape after Halloween"

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    Well I see Greg Lougayness is still diving.

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    Morning calisthenics on Folsom Street were about what you'd expect.

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    When the Hokey-Pokey goes terribly wrong...

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    Behind the scenes where CNBC staffers were hard at work coming up with questions for the GOP candidates.

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    "Hey, I can see my house from here!"

Best of curly
If you like your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector, you can keep your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector. Period.

21 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The San Francisco City Council decided to take up morning stretching exercises just like big Japanese corporations do. Things got out of hand quickly but on the plus side flexibility improved by almost 14%...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Yoga parties at Barney Frank's house are not for the faint of heart but they are a great place to get Richard Gere's autograph...

Dr. Doom said...
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Rodney Dill said...

OMG... It's full of stars!

Dr. Doom said...

Advanced carpet eating for Vegans was the newest craze at Vassar...

Rodney Dill said...

Pop! Goes the weasel.

Nose said...

I found some more of your emails, madam secretary....

jimmy said...

Quentin Tarrantino's Christmas card photo

Mac said...

"Walk out? Find my keys and we'll drive out"

metalgarth said...

Never trust a "new age proctologist/healer"

metalgarth said...

"How the Headless Horseman stays in shape after Halloween"

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

The never-discussed-in-public truth about the dangers of drunk Twister.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Lemmiwinks!"

(V the K <-- Your 1st cap had me in tears)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well I see Greg Lougayness is still diving.

GregMan said...

Morning calisthenics on Folsom Street were about what you'd expect.

Dactyl said...

When the Hokey-Pokey goes terribly wrong...

Mr Hankey said...

Behind the scenes where CNBC staffers were hard at work coming up with questions for the GOP candidates.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, I can see my house from here!"

curly said...

If you like your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector, you can keep your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector. Period.