1. Wow, that fella sure does like corn!
2. "Democrat Party Metaphors! Get Your Democrat Party Metaphors!"
3. "Oh, yeah, I see your problem. Hand me that 5/16 wrench, would you please?"
4. "The acoustics in here are amazing!"
5. Rehearsals started this week for "Goatse: The Musical."
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Yoga parties at Barney Frank's house are not for the faint of heart but they are a great place to get Richard Gere's autograph...
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OMG... It's full of stars!
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I found some more of your emails, madam secretary....
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Quentin Tarrantino's Christmas card photo
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"How the Headless Horseman stays in shape after Halloween"
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Well I see Greg Lougayness is still diving.
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Morning calisthenics on Folsom Street were about what you'd expect.
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When the Hokey-Pokey goes terribly wrong...
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Behind the scenes where CNBC staffers were hard at work coming up with questions for the GOP candidates.
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"Hey, I can see my house from here!"
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If you like your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector, you can keep your private health insurance plan’s queef inspector. Period.