Wednesday, November 18, 2015

The Chappaqua HillBillies

HTSK

1. "Tell purse girl to dump this load of Saudi cash in the trunk and get ready for the contribution from the Wall Street Hedge managers."

2. "Can you think of any reason we're being haunted  by the spectral figures of young Gloria Steinham and Charlie Sheen?"

3. Cut to Rod Serling: "Submitted for your approval, an aging Lothario whose insatiable lust for chubby woman is matched on by the insatiable lust for power of his harridan wife. This accused rapist and his greedy corrupt wife are the leaders of a political party that professes support for women's rights and against rapacious capitalism. You have entered, The Twilight Zone."

4. "Never mind her, she's just another personal assistant praying for the sweet release of death that will never come... [cackling laugh]."

5. "Hey, at the rate the SCOAMF is going, there may not be much left of America for you to destroy."

ThreadwinnerUSMC2841
    Nice of Bernie to get us backstage to Eagles of Death Metal.

Best of Mr Hankey
    So with your new brain, I expect to see a great performance of "Puttin On The Ritz" tonight.

Best of jimmy
    Hillary: "But Bill, she's following me *everywhere*, carrying that bag of secret Benghazi e-mails. She is always just in the edge of every photo taken of me."
    Bill: "You really don't grasp symbolism at all, do you?"

Best of metalgarth
    Picture if you will two Americans who have had power and money beyond the dreams of almost everyone out there. They think it is just another routine stop along the campaign trail but today's stop is in the most politically unfriendly place in THE TWILIGHT ZONE

8 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

So with your new brain, I expect to see a great performance of "Puttin On The Ritz" tonight.

curly said...

"Leave the Gun. Take the Cannoli."

jimmy said...

Hillary: "But Bill, she's following me *everywhere*, carrying that bag of secret Benghazi e-mails. She is always just in the edge of every photo taken of me."
Bill: "You really don't grasp symbolism at all, do you?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Nothing you have ever seen will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Superbowl, World Sries - they don't know what pressure is...", lectured Bill.

Opening the "Interns Through The Years Exhibit at the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor...

Mr Hankey said...

Hillary insists that everything will stay black and white. Especially the intern's dresses.

metalgarth said...

Picture if you will two Americans who have had power and money beyond the dreams of almost everyone out there. They think it is just another routine stop along the campaign trail but today's stop is in the most politically unfriendly place in THE TWILIGHT ZONE

USMC2841 said...

Nice of Bernie to get us backstage to Eagles of Death Metal.

jimmy said...

As part of preparations for their lead roles in "Billary: The Musical", actors hired to play young Bill and Hillary are forced to shadow the inspirations for their roles while still in character. The real Bill and Hillary seem unfazed by the doppelgangers, though faux-Hillary learned quickly to stay at least fifteen feet from Real-Bill AND Faux-Bill at all times.