1. "Tell purse girl to dump this load of Saudi cash in the trunk and get ready for the contribution from the Wall Street Hedge managers."
2. "Can you think of any reason we're being haunted by the spectral figures of young Gloria Steinham and Charlie Sheen?"
3. Cut to Rod Serling: "Submitted for your approval, an aging Lothario whose insatiable lust for chubby woman is matched on by the insatiable lust for power of his harridan wife. This accused rapist and his greedy corrupt wife are the leaders of a political party that professes support for women's rights and against rapacious capitalism. You have entered, The Twilight Zone."
4. "Never mind her, she's just another personal assistant praying for the sweet release of death that will never come... [cackling laugh]."
5. "Hey, at the rate the SCOAMF is going, there may not be much left of America for you to destroy."
Nice of Bernie to get us backstage to Eagles of Death Metal.
Best of Mr Hankey
So with your new brain, I expect to see a great performance of "Puttin On The Ritz" tonight.
Best of jimmy
Hillary: "But Bill, she's following me *everywhere*, carrying that bag of secret Benghazi e-mails. She is always just in the edge of every photo taken of me."
Bill: "You really don't grasp symbolism at all, do you?"
Best of metalgarth
Picture if you will two Americans who have had power and money beyond the dreams of almost everyone out there. They think it is just another routine stop along the campaign trail but today's stop is in the most politically unfriendly place in THE TWILIGHT ZONE