Monday, November 02, 2015

The Fix Is In





1. And if he can't, his daddy's friends can.
2. A really odd slogan for a Vasectomy Clinic.
3. Unless the problem is illegal immigration, common core, or Republican cronyism.
4. Jeb and his team of highly-qualified illegal immigrant laborers are available for all manner of light contracting work and household chores.
5. If you are dyslexic and read the sign as "Fix it, Can Jeb" the sign makes a lot more sense.

Best of Submariner
    When did Home Depot start allowing day labor businesses to operate out of their shed displays?

Best of jimmy
    Fine Print: "These statements not verified by the RNC. Support of this candidate is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any ills of the nation."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Uhm, yes... I seemed to have lost my vehicle on the roof of a Holiday Inn. "

Best of Dr. Doom
    Fortunately after the election President Trump set Jeb up in his own little cottage industry - fixing parking tickets at the deportation centers...

Best of metalgarth
And on the next Arrested Development.... Jeb goes head to head with Bob the Builder. (ooops, wrong family of self entitled nimrods)

Best of Steve O
    Jeb, Can it.

12 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Perhaps he should apply those skills to his campaign?

jimmy said...

Fine Print: "These statements not verified by the RNC. Support of this candidate is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any ills of the nation."

GregMan said...

If what he's trying to fix is Trump winning the nomination in a landslide, then sure.

Submariner said...

When did Home Depot start allowing day labor businesses to operate out of their shed displays?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Uhm, yes... I seemed to have lost my vehicle on the roof of a Holiday Inn. "

Son Of The Godfather said...

If he's talking about elections, good luck with that

Dr. Doom said...

Fortunately after the election President Trump set Jeb up in his own little cottage industry - fixing parking tickets at the deportation centers...

Dr. Doom said...

Fortunately after the election President Trump set Jeb up in his own little cottage industry - fixing parking tickets at the deportation centers...

metalgarth said...

And on the next Arrested Development.... Jeb goes head to head with Bob the Builder. (ooops, wrong family of self entitled nimrods)

Steve O said...

Jeb, Can it.

Rodney Dill said...

Dubya: "Hey Jeb... Shoon't dat be spelld... 'FUX'"

curly said...

Git yur fix from Jeb.