Monday, November 16, 2015

Time for him to Go


1. Nothing like sucking down some rich Colombian in the morning... also, this coffee isn't bad.
2. "The complete destruction of Amerikka should be complete in 5...4...3...2..."
3. "This is just decaf... who needs caffeine when you can get pure muthafruckin' crystal meth..."
4. "This coffee is cold, black, and bitter... which reminds me, where's M'Chel. She was supposed to be here ten minutes ago."
5. "Can't believe McCain kept this in his ass all the time he was in that Viet Cong prison."

Best of I am not a robot
"Eleven minutes from clothes off to walking out the front door... you're getting better Obama."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep, I can just make my tee time."

Best of Mr Hankey
According to my Fit Bit, I've only had 3 cry baby fits today in front of the media.

Best of jimmy
"Now...let's see. The big hand is on the 1-2, and the little hand is on the 1-1, so it's....oh, hell! That skinny hand is going around really fast! Is it 11:12, or....Malaria! Explain this to you daddy."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Time to pork the one I love," realized the President, "Where is Reggie anyway?"

Best of metalgarth
I should be able to get to Dick Lick Park by 5 this afternoon

Best of curly
"Thanks to my Iranian nuke deal, the Doomsday Clock should read about a half second to midnight. Allahu Akbar!"

Best of GregMan
"Cool! Who knew you could get gay p0rn on this thing?"

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "I sure wish m'Chel didn't make me wear this tracking collar so prominently..."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Oh, Jeez, look at the time. I've got to go perpetrate another outrage."

16 comments:

I am not a robot said...

"Eleven minutes from clothes off to walking out the front door... you're getting better Obama."

Rodney Dill said...

"Yep, I can just make my tee time."

Mr Hankey said...

According to my Fit Bit, I've only had 3 cry baby fits today in front of the media.

jimmy said...

"Now...let's see. The big hand is on the 1-2, and the little hand is on the 1-1, so it's....oh, hell! That skinny hand is going around really fast! Is it 11:12, or....Malia! Explain this to you daddy."

jimmy said...

"Okay, the moment of silence for those Frenchies is starting....NOW! So, wait about thirty seconds, and then I can make my fashionably-late entrance. All eyes will be on ME, since this is all about ME."

Anonymous said...

Don't want to be late to my impeachment

Dr. Doom said...

"Looks like its time for another vacation," thought Mr. Obama...

Dr. Doom said...

"Time to pork the one I love," realized the President, "Where is Reggie anyway?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Well look at that - its time to equivocate," planned Mr. Obama...

metalgarth said...

I should be able to get to Dick Lick Park by 5 this afternoon

curly said...

“Thanks to my Iranian nuke deal, the Doomsday Clock should read about a half second to midnight. Allahu Akbar!

GregMan said...

"It's almost time for my 3:00 Communist Party Espionage Cell meeting."

GregMan said...

"Cool! Who knew you could get gay p0rn on this thing?"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"It's time to Pork. The one I love. Where's Reggie?

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I sure wish m'Chel didn't make me wear this tracking collar so prominently..."

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh, Jeez, look at the time. I've got to go perpetrate another outrage."