Monday, November 16, 2015
Time for him to Go
1. Nothing like sucking down some rich Colombian in the morning... also, this coffee isn't bad.
2. "The complete destruction of Amerikka should be complete in 5...4...3...2..."
3. "This is just decaf... who needs caffeine when you can get pure muthafruckin' crystal meth..."
4. "This coffee is cold, black, and bitter... which reminds me, where's M'Chel. She was supposed to be here ten minutes ago."
5. "Can't believe McCain kept this in his ass all the time he was in that Viet Cong prison."
Best of I am not a robot
"Eleven minutes from clothes off to walking out the front door... you're getting better Obama."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep, I can just make my tee time."
Best of Mr Hankey
According to my Fit Bit, I've only had 3 cry baby fits today in front of the media.
Best of jimmy
"Now...let's see. The big hand is on the 1-2, and the little hand is on the 1-1, so it's....oh, hell! That skinny hand is going around really fast! Is it 11:12, or....Malaria! Explain this to you daddy."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Time to pork the one I love," realized the President, "Where is Reggie anyway?"
Best of metalgarth
I should be able to get to Dick Lick Park by 5 this afternoon
Best of curly
"Thanks to my Iranian nuke deal, the Doomsday Clock should read about a half second to midnight. Allahu Akbar!"
Best of GregMan
"Cool! Who knew you could get gay p0rn on this thing?"
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "I sure wish m'Chel didn't make me wear this tracking collar so prominently..."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Oh, Jeez, look at the time. I've got to go perpetrate another outrage."