Friday, December 11, 2015

A Person's Face Can Say So Much

This face says:

1. I own a Subaru.
2. There is at least one professional dog groomer in my circle of friends.
3. I voted for Obama, twice.
4. I have never appeared on V the K's blog on a Thursday. Ever.
5. Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm a sex offender.

 
 
Best of Submariner
I vill break you.
 
Best of Dr. Doom
If Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt had a love child... it would still be prettier than this
 
Best of Nate
Necks? Ve doan need no steenking necks.
 
Best of GregMan
"Ya koon tacha poonoo nee sah, gee."
 
Best of dadoctah
I am Groot.
 
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Should your erection last for more than four hours, remember this."
 
Best of Son Of The Godfather
We title this masterpiece "Visual Ipecac"
(Which would also be an awesome punk rock band name)
 
Best of Jay Guevara
Boy, Dick Butkus has really let himself go.
 
Best of Rodney Dill
I just love when NFL moms appear in those soup commercials
 
Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo like Candy.
 
Best of Submariner
I'm Senator Reid's upstairs maid...
 
Best of Submariner
Captain, East German women's wrestling team, 2004 Olympics.

34 comments:

Submariner said...

I vill break you.

Submariner said...

I am a 99%er.

Submariner said...

I can't wait for the coronation of Hillary...


even though she turned down my internship application.

Anonymous said...

I'm P.C. Principal and I don't appreciate your gender-norming terms and morally conservative views of child molestation, brain washing an manipulation! This is 2015, bro!

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Dr. Doom said...

If Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt had a love child...

Nate said...

Necks? Ve doan need no steenking necks.

Whacko said...

I'm sexually offended just by the picture.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Chaz Bono sure has aged...........

GregMan said...

"Ya koon tacha poonoo nee sah, gee."

GregMan said...

"Chaz Bono sure has aged..........."

I dunno, chronos, that's about what I expected her to end up looking like.

dadoctah said...

I am Groot.

Dr. Doom said...

This is where $10 head comes from...

jimmy said...

Looks like Large Marge is no longer in charge...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Subby, your prom date's here!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mom?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Should your erection last for more than four hours, remember this."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero."

Dactyl said...

The laxatives are kicking in. Please get me to a toilet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher...♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this masterpiece "Visual Ipecac"

(Which would also be an awesome punk rock band name)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's Pat!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

First it was Jerrod from Subway, now it's Drew Carey. When will the madness end?


dadoctah said... I am Groot. <-- Just saw this and blew a snot bubble while chuckling.

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"I'll KILL you for the last red velvet cupcake!"

Mr Hankey said...

There's always that one teacher/student sex story where you feel for the young boy....

Jay Guevara said...

Boy, Dick Butkus has really let himself go.

Rodney Dill said...

...like No.... just f*ck no...

Rodney Dill said...

I just love when NFL moms appear in those soup commercials

Anonymous said...

Beulah.....
Beulah Ballbreaker ? ....
Is that you ?

Submariner said...

SOTG's last accepted smelly pirate hooker. (She broke him of the habit - and when I say "broke him..." I REALLY mean "BROKE him!")

Anonymous said...

Sex offender? Well, I guess I'm not interested then.

Rodney Dill said...

Mongo like Candy.

Dr. Doom said...

Meet the newest bouncer at Butt Toy World. And no, you really don't want to know why they need a bouncer...

Submariner said...

I'm Senator Reid's upstairs maid...

Submariner said...

Captain, East German women's wrestling team, 2004 Olympics.