Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Arrgh! My Eyes!


1. According to people who think Obama is smart and Hillary is accomplished, this is a beautiful woman.

2. That Hijab rule is looking better all the time.

3. Within two weeks of the new "Got Milk" campaign debut, Wisconsin was bankrupt and osteoporosis was a national epidemic.

Best of Queequeg
    Odd, I thought it was a Pirelli calendar, not a Michelin one.

Best of GregMan
"I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of male libidos suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

Best of Rodney Dill
    Schumer? I don't even know her.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    ORA: Geez, V. I. Warshowski really let herself go, didn't she?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "I don't care who you are, ma'am. You're going to have to leave Starbucks immediately."

19 comments:

Queequeg said...

Odd, I thought it was a Pirelli calendar, not a Michelin one.

Jorgen said...

She is the December hottie so you have to look at her 31 L-O-N-G days! Yuk! She needs a hijab going from the top of her head to her feet.

Anonymous said...

Still better than Hillary. As a model or as President for that matter.

GregMan said...

"I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of male libidos suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

GregMan said...

An appropriate image for a company selling spare tires.

Rodney Dill said...

Jabba the Grut, for the new Star Wars movie.

Rodney Dill said...

Schumer? I don't even know her.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Wow Hillary has really let herself... improve significantly actually...

Dr. Doom said...

GreenPeace joined forces with PETA on its latest Save the Whales campaign... with predictable results...

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Geez, V. I. Warshowski really let herself go, didn't she?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Strange, for some reason I thought "Trainwreck" was the name of her movie.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kermit the Frog just got a dill pickle in his pants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You never judge a book by its cover, cuz when that cover's off it can be a real horror novel inside.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I don't care who you are, ma'am. You're going to have to leave Starbucks immediately."

Mr Hankey said...

Looks okay to me....:)

metalgarth said...

I've. Done. Worse.

Anonymous said...

I'm offended because it doesn't say "Merry Christmas" on the side. Neither does the cup.

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