Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Donkey Punch



1. Donkey Cop! Coming this fall on Fox.

2. When I heard they arrested a jackass, my first thought was "What did Joe Biden do this time?"

3. "The Muslim Brotherhood is gonna love you in prison, boy."

4. "Should've stayed in Enumclaw, son."

5. Most cops consider it an honor to chauffeur a celebrity, not so with Sarah Jessica Parker.


Best of dadoctah
"We takin' yo ass into jail, boy!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Somewhere in here, there is a metaphor for the Democrat Party, but I'm just too tired to find it.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "Norman, please coordinate."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bereft of any new ideas, Hollywood takes a chance with it's "Turner and Hooch" sequel, Sargent Panza and Donkey Oatey.

Best of Dr. Doom
Boy those Norman cops really haul ass...

Best of Submariner
This month on COPS:
Tijuana Vice

Best of Submariner
Domestic abuse calls in Enumclaw were a bit different than other locales.

Best of Mr Hankey
Little s known about Huma's interview to work for Hillary, but props were used.

Best of Mr Hankey
Nancy Pelosi enjoys taking off her make-up and traveling around town unrecognized.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
something ....Sarah Jessica Parker..... something

Best of Rodney Dill
Does this car make my ass look fat?


18 comments:

Submariner said...

It's just as important for local first responders to prepare for the conventions as it is for party leadership.

dadoctah said...

"We takin' yo ass into jail, boy!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Somewhere in here, there is a metaphor for the Democrat Party, but I'm just too tired to find it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA

"Norman, please coordinate."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bereft of any new ideas, Hollywood takes a chance with it's "Turner and Hooch" sequel, Sargent Panza and Donkey Oatey.

dadoctah said...

"So the captain says, I already phoned in my order and it'll be waiting for you to pick up when you get there. All you have to do is run down to Julioberto's and bring back my burros."

Dr. Doom said...

Boy those Norman cops really haul ass...

Dr. Doom said...
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Submariner said...

This month on COPS:
Tijuana Vice

Submariner said...

Domestic abuse calls in Enumclaw were a bit different than other locales.

Mr Hankey said...

After his visit to Pleasure Island, having HIV was no longer Charlie Sheen's biggest worry.

Mr Hankey said...

Little s known about Huma's interview to work for Hillary, but props were used.

Mr Hankey said...

Nancy Pelosi enjoys taking off her make-up and traveling around town unrecognized.

Submariner said...

But Chief; you SAID "Drive yo' ass back to the office and hurry!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

something ....Sarah Jessica Parker..... something

Rodney Dill said...

Does this car make my ass look fat?

Anonymous said...

That ass keeps staring at her tits.

Kaptain Krude said...

"'Norman'? Aw, hell, I thought you said you were a *normal* policeman! What have I gotten myself into now???"