1. SCOAMF: "And now, Mr Putin, you will kneel before my death claw." Putin: "Bwah ha ha ha ha, is this guy for real?"
2. "What? No one wants to, um, brain meld with, um, me? What's wrong with my, um, brain?"
3. "These are not the, um, terrorists you are, um, looking for."
4. The SCOAMF pauses in his speech to play with the knobs of the invisible Spirit of Gaia, whom only he can see.
5. "Is this a, um, dagger I, um, see before me. Come, let me... um... clutch thee. I hold thee, um, not... but see thee... um... still?"
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"I hope that's Reggie under the podium...."
Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"King Barry pose-able un-American Idol Affirmative-Action figure comes with bespoke suit, podium and TelePrompTer, and can be arranged in 5 poses that just SHRIEK intelligence. Just $48,700.00 per US person! Made in China from recycled plastic. Figure is much, much smaller than it appears."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I find your lack of faith in Islam.... disturbing"
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble: "I'm fondling your, um, package, Mr. Henry. I'm, uh, fondling your, uh, fondling your, um, uh, pen!s."
Best of jimmy
Thoughtbubble: "Like changing a lightbulb...changing a lightbulb....hmmm, Queen Elizabeth was right! I will do my new 'royal wave' maneuver and ignore the pesky questions of these peasants."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just flashin' a "C" to all his homies in the Choom Gang.
Best of GregMan
"This is my gang sign from the Folsom Street ButtBangers."
Best of Dactyl
Live Long and Prosper Fail
in more ways than one, acktchally....
Best of jimmy
Dude can't even 'vogue' right, and there's been twenty-five years to practice.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Reporter: "Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?"
Barry: "I'm not really sure until I'm finished talking."