Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Dude, My Hands Are, Um, Huge

Schneider


1. SCOAMF: "And now, Mr Putin, you will kneel before my death claw." Putin: "Bwah ha ha ha ha, is this guy for real?"

2. "What? No one wants to, um, brain meld with, um, me? What's wrong with my, um, brain?"

3. "These are not the, um, terrorists you are, um, looking for."

4. The SCOAMF pauses in his speech to play with the knobs of the invisible Spirit of Gaia, whom only he can see.

5. "Is this a, um, dagger I, um, see before me. Come, let me... um... clutch thee. I hold thee, um, not... but see thee... um... still?"



Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"I hope that's Reggie under the podium...."
Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"King Barry pose-able un-American Idol Affirmative-Action figure comes with bespoke suit, podium and TelePrompTer, and can be arranged in 5 poses that just SHRIEK intelligence. Just $48,700.00 per US person! Made in China from recycled plastic. Figure is much, much smaller than it appears."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I find your lack of faith in Islam.... disturbing"

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble: "I'm fondling your, um, package, Mr. Henry. I'm, uh, fondling your, uh, fondling your, um, uh, pen!s."

Best of jimmy
Thoughtbubble: "Like changing a lightbulb...changing a lightbulb....hmmm, Queen Elizabeth was right! I will do my new 'royal wave' maneuver and ignore the pesky questions of these peasants."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just flashin' a "C" to all his homies in the Choom Gang.

Best of GregMan
"This is my gang sign from the Folsom Street ButtBangers."

Best of Dactyl
Live Long and Prosper Fail
in more ways than one, acktchally....

Best of jimmy
Dude can't even 'vogue' right, and there's been twenty-five years to practice.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Reporter: "Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?"
Barry: "I'm not really sure until I'm finished talking."

22 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"I hope that's Reggie under the podium...."

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"King Barry pose-able un-American Idol Affirmative-Action figure comes with bespoke suit, podium and TelePrompTer, and can be arranged in 5 poses that just SHRIEK intelligence. Just $48,700.00 per US person! Made in China from recycled plastic. Figure is much, much smaller than it appears."

Rodney Dill said...

"I find your lack of faith in Islam.... disturbing"

Rodney Dill said...

Pretending to tweak the December 7th picture.

Rodney Dill said...

(thinking): "Why the f*ck hasn't Mjollnir shown up yet?"

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry Obama... we're not susceptible to your Jedi mind pricks.

Rodney Dill said...

Kobe... I'm open

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "I'm fondling your, um, package, Mr. Henry. I'm, uh, fondling your, uh, fondling your, um, uh, pen!s."

jimmy said...



Thoughtbubble: "Like changing a lightbulb...changing a lightbulb....hmmm, Queen Elizabeth was right! I will do my new 'royal wave' maneuver and ignore the pesky questions of these peasants."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just flashin' a "C" to all his homies in the Choom Gang.

curly said...

A waste is a terrible thing to mime.

GregMan said...

"This is my gang sign from the Folsom Street ButtBangers."

GregMan said...

"Reggie loves it when I do this."

Dr. Doom said...

Poli-Sci Pop Quiz
Choose the best answer
This is the hand that ________.
a) ruined the economy.
b) destroyed respect for Amerikkka around the globe.
c) spent more days on vacation in the last seven years than you will in your lifetime.
d) should really be thoroughly disinfected.
e) all of the above.

Dr. Doom said...

"May the environmental blessings, peace, and bodacious ganja of Gaia be with you now and forever," intoned the President as he made the sign of the ozone hole...

Submariner said...

"Let the 2016 United States' Hunger Games begin!


And may the odds be ever in someone else's favor..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Fetch me my violin Joe," ordered the President, "I Feel the urge to fiddle while the world burns."

Dactyl said...

Live Long and Prosper Fail

in more ways than one, acktchally....

jimmy said...

Dude can't even 'vogue' right, and there's been twenty-five years to practice.

Dactyl said...

Whoa, the colors...

Kaptain Krude said...

Reporter: "Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?"

Barry: "I'm not really sure until I'm finished talking."

ORA?

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then he said to me, 'You'll shoot your eye out, kid', and then stuck his boot right into my face and pushed me down the slide. It was the most painful, humiliating moment of my entire life. *sniff* On a completely unrelated note, we will now ban all rifles, especially from the Red Rider company."