Wednesday, December 16, 2015

From this angle, his hair almost looks human

 
1. "Ich will sich toten!"
 
2. "Bat-cave, five minutes. It's gonna be yu-u-u-u-ge!"
 
3. "The foreigners are using our internets. Pass it on."
 
4. "This 'nuclear triad' thing they asked about. Is that some kind of sexual three-way? Giggity!"
 
5. "Just so you know, I could walk out from the podium, skull-fck Wolf Blitzer and piss in his eye socket and my polls would skyrocket. In fact, I just might."
 


Best of Best of
I'll give you one million to drop out of the race... that is a good deal.

Best of curly
"Jeb's a douche...Pass it on."

Best of dadoctah
Teddy and Donny unsuccessfully try to use their silhouettes to recreate that optical illusion. You know, the one with the vase.

Best of Rodney Dill
Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"How do you get all those supermodels to marry you?" "I tell them I'm Ray Bradbury!!"

Best of GregMan
"Hey Ted, after the debate do you wanna go to Butt Toy World?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Psst, Futurama starts in 10 minutes. Pass it on!"

Best of Moose and Squirrel
Gang bang in Carly's room at 10.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey Ted, I bet I can get MSDNC to compare me to Hitler more times next week than you can," challenged Mr. Trump, "What do you say to an even million - is it a bet?"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll give you one million to drop out of the race... that is a good deal.

curly said...

"Jeb's a douche...Pass it on."

dadoctah said...

Teddy and Donny unsuccessfully try to use their silhouettes to recreate that optical illusion. You know, the one with the vase.

Rodney Dill said...

Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel

Rodney Dill said...

"Let the Wookie win."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"How do you get all those supermodels to marry you?"
"I tell them I'm Ray Bradbury!!"

Anonymous said...

The President of The United States of America
and Vice President
2016AD

GregMan said...

"Hey Ted, after the debate do you wanna go to Butt Toy World?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Psst, Futurama starts in 10 minutes. Pass it on!"

Moose and Squirrel said...

Gang bang in Carly's room at 10.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well sure Ted, I could just buy a politician and control him like Soros does," agreed The Donald, "But this is a helluva lot more fun..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Ted, I bet I can get MSDNC to compare me to Hitler more times next week than you can," challenged Mr. Trump, "What do you say to an even million - is it a bet?"