1. "Ich will sich toten!"
2. "Bat-cave, five minutes. It's gonna be yu-u-u-u-ge!"
3. "The foreigners are using our internets. Pass it on."
4. "This 'nuclear triad' thing they asked about. Is that some kind of sexual three-way? Giggity!"
5. "Just so you know, I could walk out from the podium, skull-fck Wolf Blitzer and piss in his eye socket and my polls would skyrocket. In fact, I just might."
Best of Best of
I'll give you one million to drop out of the race... that is a good deal.
Best of curly
"Jeb's a douche...Pass it on."
Best of dadoctah
Teddy and Donny unsuccessfully try to use their silhouettes to recreate that optical illusion. You know, the one with the vase.
Best of Rodney Dill
Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"How do you get all those supermodels to marry you?" "I tell them I'm Ray Bradbury!!"
Best of GregMan
"Hey Ted, after the debate do you wanna go to Butt Toy World?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Psst, Futurama starts in 10 minutes. Pass it on!"
Best of Moose and Squirrel
Gang bang in Carly's room at 10.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey Ted, I bet I can get MSDNC to compare me to Hitler more times next week than you can," challenged Mr. Trump, "What do you say to an even million - is it a bet?"