Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Nerds and Cops

Schneider


1. "Officer, is it really a misdemeanor to follow around fat people playing the 'Elephant Song?'"

2. The vigilante known as The Tuba Man is finally taken into custody.

3. ORA: And another 'Billy and the Boingers' tribute bad meets a sad end.

4. Every metalhead mourns Lemmy in his own way.

5. "Freebird? WTF is 'Freebird?'"

19 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Bob is having a bad day. First came the unfortunate incident with the cheese whiz and now he is being arrested for transporting instruments of brass destruction across state lines...

Dr. Doom said...

...Tuba Man was taken into custody... But his sidekick Xylophone Boy is still on the loose...

dadoctah said...

"So the report said cause of death was a blow from a blunt instrument, and I just figured...."

dadoctah said...

"Okay, so one time? In band camp?"

GregMan said...

BLM - Band Lives Matter!

GregMan said...

"You were playing allegro vivace in a largo zone, but I'm letting you off with a warning."

curly said...

Yes Officer, I guess President Obama probably really is a skinflute virtuoso.

curly said...

Sadly, Officer Murphey discovered that serenading with tuba accompaniment was no way to win a woman’s heart.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Officer, I'm so glad I found you. Somebody sh*t in my tuba!"

Submariner said...

Tooting your own horn's a crime? Who knew?!?

Submariner said...

ORA

Richard excitedly gives a thumbs up after being delivered official confirmation that he had, indeed, hit the "brown note" during 11th hour histrionics to keep the government open.

Submariner said...

Oom and Papa didn't get much play on Motown Radio for some reason...

Anonymous said...

What? I can't drink, I can't text, and I can't play the tuba? What the hell can you do when you are driving?

Steve O said...

Trying too hard to not fit "the description."

Rodney Dill said...

The officer let him go as he was just paid to follow Michael Moore around with a tube.
(ORA)

Rodney Dill said...

You really need to watch your brass on the Livonia streets after Midnight.

Double The U said...

TUBA: Tulsa Uniformed Benevolent Association.

Rodney Dill said...

Tuba? I don't even know ya.

Rodney Dill said...

It's a sousaphoney arrest warrant.