Monday, December 28, 2015

Only at Walmart


1. "Don't be jealous Billy, she just wears it better."
2. "Remind us again why you were dishonorably discharged, grandpa."
3. Later seasons of Small Wonder took a dark and creepy turn.
4. "Gee, grandpa, I want a Filipino mail order bride, too."
5. "Howard Stern says your ventriloquist act is too filthy, grandpa."

22 comments:

Submariner said...

Hillary sniffed; "Big deal Subby; I do that with EVERY intern."

Dr. Doom said...

Larry Flynt drops off his Toys for Tots donation...

Double the U said...

The Veteran's administration is still having problems, this poor guy went in with a slipped disk but came out with kidney problems.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Grampa got a gift certificate to Butt Toy World for Christmas this year...

Unscrupulous said...

Obama's dream Navy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That ain't your dad's Navy... But that's probably your dad.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy, run and tell your dad... Paula Abdul fembots in the 99 cent bargain bin!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Will there ever be another David Lynch movie?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Grampa, I don't think 'half off' was supposed to mean your pants and boxers,"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like he's more of a Rear Admiral.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You laugh at me now, Billy, but I ain't the one what's gonna be cleanin' her with the garden hose every morning."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Just one trip down the vegetable oil aisle, and Grampa's Christmas shopping is all done."

dadoctah said...

Looks like he's more of a Rear Admiral.

I would have guessed Vice Admiral myself....

Kaptain Krude said...

"Lime green and hot pink?", Mr. Blackledge sniffed indignantly. "After Christmas? How gauche!"

GregMan said...

Really ORA: "Finally I got my Perky Pat doll!"

GregMan said...

People of WalMart got nothin' on People of Butt Toy World.

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, I can't give you a lift, there, sonny boy," the old pervert cackled to the questioner. "I'm taking my lady out, and I don't give no lifts to weirdos, anyway. Sorry, Jeb!"

curly said...

Lucky guy! All of the life-sized sex dolls at my local Walmart look like Michelle Obama or Caitlyn Jenner.

Steve O said...

Shut up Billy, we're just here to get some mild vinyl cleaner for... something at home and then we'll be on our way.

Anonymous said...

You meet the most "interesting" people at Walmart at 3am.

Rodney Dill said...

Shut up Billy, She speaks 'Bocci'

Rodney Dill said...

"Klaatu Barada PrickBlow"