Friday, December 18, 2015

Putin and Friends

Brender


1. "Next order of business, who hasn't signed Ludmilla's birthday card?"

2. "I did not get a 'harrumph' out of that comrade. Have him shot."

3. "Your microaggression was very triggering to me, Antonin. I think you need to check your privilege." - Things you can't imagine Vladimir Putin ever saying.

4. "When I said 'Roast Turkey,' I was not talking about sandwiches, comrade."

5. What a strong, smart, patriotic leader looks like. In case you forgot.

Best of GregMan
"Who's up for a visit to Butt Toy World?"

Best of Dr. Doom
General Prokopf: "... and that ends the communique from President Obama."
President Putin: "Seriously? It really says pretty please?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Fucking SPECTRE.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Agent Pavel Ryanoff has completed his mission, sir."

Best of jimmy
Bureaucrat #1: "Comrades, an American foreign-exchange student at Moscow University has staged a sit-in at the dining hall. They say she will not move unless administrators develop a vegan menu with organic, culturally-sensitive ingredients."
Putin: "Three missiles ought to level that campus quite well, don't you think?"

15 comments:

GregMan said...

"I said those nice things about Trump because if he gets elected Amerikkka will have a REAL leader again. Unlike our agent Barry."

GregMan said...

"I thought YOU were supposed to bring the donuts!"

GregMan said...

"Who's up for a visit to Butt Toy World?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Ok comrades it is resolved then... vee vill do everthink in our pover to get Trump ewected," recited Mr. Putin, "If not vich ov you vill have zee pissing contest vith Hillary?"

Dr. Doom said...

General Prokopf: "... and that ends the communique from President Obama."
President Putin: "Seriously? It really says pretty please?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Alright who is the wise guy that ordered 200 large borsht pizzas delivered to Obama's estate in Hawaii," demanded Mr. Putin?

Anonymous said...

We found someone to bring the donuts.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1412057/images/n-JOE-BIDEN-MUFFINS-large570.jpg

..............russ in Oregon

Anonymous said...

One meeelion dollars seems a bit low sir.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fucking SPECTRE.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Agent Pavel Ryanoff has completed his mission, sir."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I said... You get out of Russian government whatever you 'Put in'... get it? Oh, so you're all just gonna leave me hanging?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Something tells me no one shows up late to these meetings because they were waiting in line for their caramel machiatto at Starbuck's.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rumor has it he's smoked more dope than Obama... In college, they used to call him "Vlad the Inhaler".

jimmy said...

Bureaucrat #1: "Comrades, an American foreign-exchange student at Moscow University has staged a sit-in at the dining hall. They say she will not move unless administrators develop a vegan menu with organic, culturally-sensitive ingredients."

Putin: "Three missiles ought to level that campus quite well, don't you think?"

mega said...

"If just one - ONE - of you could speak with the authority and passion of Donald Trump, I'd be happy."