Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Saving the World One Elegant Dinner Party at a Time



1. "Why do I have to sit next to Skunk Head?" fumed the SCOAMF.

2. Eventually, the other elites grew annoyed with the SCOAMF telling the waiter "You didn't make that" after every course.

3. "I am not, um, sure how to say it in the, um, French language, but is there a... un... Campagne des Hommes ... around here, anywhere?"

4. "The capitalist swine will pay for their crimes against the oppressed of the world. Pass me the foie gras."

5. "Because Al Sharpton always sits at the head of the table, isn't that right, Reverend?"

Best of Whacko
    "Well, Mr. Obama, while you were running on with your global warming speech, we've already finished the salad and entree."

Best of Queegqueg
    There is always a children's table.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "This meeting of SPECTRE will now come to order," intoned Mr. Soros with a bang of his gavel...

Best of Mr Hankey
 So you guys are called SPECTRE and you want me to sell out my whole country for a 5% of the organization? Well I would, but I've already sold out a few other times and got this great watch.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    ORA: "Everything he touches withers and dies."
    It didn't matter who was cast as Dominic Greene, they definitely characterized Obama correctly.

    Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Ok, I think we're all here... Sinestro, Riddler, Bizarro, Black Manta... Please Mr.Luthor, the table is yours,"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Now let's see Robert DeNiro as Al Capone walking around the table wielding a baseball bat.

Best of Mr Hankey
    "Barry Barry, if you're able, take your elbows off the table. This is not a horse's stable but a respectable dining table". As my mother would say....

Best of curly
Our family Christmas cards feature a modern rendition of “The Last Supper”, starring our very own messiah-in-chief.

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Not Meatloaf again

Whacko said...

"Pssst. Excuse -a -meow. Which fork do I use for the jello?"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Boy, this is just like dinner at Man Country!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"But the sign said Head was only $9.99!"

Whacko said...

"Well, Mr. Obama, while you were running on with your global warming speech, we've already finished the salad and entree."

Queegqueg said...

There is always a children's table.

GregMan said...

"Yes, I agree, the peasants are revolting."

GregMan said...

"I flew here on a 747. Let the lower classes worry about carbon emissions!"

Dr. Doom said...

"This meeting of SPECTRE will now come to order," intoned Mr. Soros with a bang of his gavel...

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll see your huge wind farm and raise you a Solyndra subsidy and a blocked pipeline," wagered the President, "Now call my bluff skunk boy..."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately on this occasion the elephant in the room was wearing an explosives vest...

Mr Hankey said...

So you guys are called SPECTRE and you want me to sell out my whole country for a 5% of the organization? Well I would, but I've already sold out a few other times and got this great watch.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Everything he touches withers and dies."

It didn't matter who was cast as Dominic Greene, they definitely characterized Obama correctly.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ok, I think we're all here... Sinestro, Riddler, Bizarro, Black Manta... Please Mr.Luthor, the table is yours,"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Now let's see Robert DeNiro as Al Capone walking around the table wielding a baseball bat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'll, uhm... I'll have more flexibility after the next bowel movement."

Mr Hankey said...

I'm well aware I told all of you that I would have more power after my election, but do you know how hard it is to get Adele tickets?

Submariner said...

"I sure hope they, uh, are, um, serving spotted, uh, spotted, um, spotted dick..."

jimmy said...

Obama celebrates with the French Defense Minister after the US agrees to purchase France's entire fleet of 'slightly used' tanks as part of his new ISIS strategy. As is the case with all French-manufactured tanks, the transmissions feature one speed forward, and three speeds in reverse.

Mr Hankey said...

"Barry Barry, if you're able, take your elbows off the table. This is not a horse's stable but a respectable dining table". As my mother would say....

curly said...

Our family Christmas cards feature a modern rendition of “The Last Supper”, starring our very own messiah-in-chief.