Monday, December 21, 2015

The Farce Is with us, Always



1. "We were going to dissolve the Senate and sweep the last vestiges of the Old Republic aside, but with McConnell and Ryan in charge, why bother?"

2. "No, we still haven't found those droids we were looking for. We thought we had a lead, but it turned out to be not the droids we were looking for."

3.  "The Obama Administration is proud to announce we have surpassed Mos Eisley Spaceport as the galaxy's most wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Best of GregMan
    "I find your lack of Communism disturbing."

Best of Dr. Doom
    "I am pleased to announce that we are recognizing these valiant Stormtroopers with the Presidential Medal of Achievement," announced the Obama Administration Spokesweenie, "TK-8671 to my right is being recognized for conserving energy by not discharging his blaster, ever. TK-9731 is hereby recognized for almost hitting his target on one occasion... on the practice range... at band camp..."

Best of metalgarth
    We're going to have ISIS on the run in about 12 parsecs.

Best of metalgarth
    Why yes these guys are our new sharpshooters. Why do you ask?

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "I dare you not to give me a 'harrumph'."

Best of Emperor Palpatine
    It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me.

10 comments:

GregMan said...

"Thanks to Paul Ryan, our plan to destroy Amerikkka is proceeding splendidly."

GregMan said...

"I find your lack of Communism disturbing."

Dr. Doom said...

"I am pleased to announce that we are recognizing these valiant Stormtroopers with the Presidential Medal of Achievement," announced the Obama Administration Spokesweenie, "TK-8671 to my right is being recognized for conserving energy by not discharging his blaster, ever. TK-9731 is hereby recognized for almost hitting his target on one occasion... on the practice range... at band camp..."

jimmy said...

Press conference joined already in progress: Josh Earnest Resigns For New Job!

".....I look forward to this new, unique challenge on the Death Star. My track record as a PR flack for a tyrant speaks for itself, and I can continue to brand Vader's critics as racist because he's black."

metalgarth said...

Not. Even. Hiding. It. Anymore

metalgarth said...

We're going to have ISIS on the run in about 12 parsecs.

metalgarth said...

Why yes these guys are our new sharpshooters. Why do you ask?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I dare you not to give me a 'harrumph'."

Emperor Palpatine said...

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me.

Submariner said...

Why yes, yes they ARE a little short for Storm Troopers. They are prototypes for President Obama's combination Syrian refugee repatriation and employment program since he figures he can trust them a bit more than the average Amerikkkan citizen...