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"Well OK, I guess," replied Santa, "We don't get many requests for the manifesto any more but I think I can scare one up if that's what you really want..."
"Oh Santa you're my hero," gushed Mr. Obama, “You bring free stuff to everyone whether they deserve it or not and no one has to pay for it..."
So an Asian child, Miss Piggy, and Santa Claus walk into Man Country Quebec... stop me if you've heard this one...
"...and don't forget Santa, every Republican in congress gets a lump of coal in the stocking this year," instructed the President, "any way you can make those smoldering coals?"
Mr. Obama: "Santa I know who has been naughty or nice - just like you,"Santa: "Oh? Do you have elves too?"Mr. Obama: "Yes, we call them the NSA, they are more like trolls though..."
Miss Piggy: "Santa! How could you? You told me I was the only narcissistic, pretentious, out-of-touch puppet in your life!"[/HIII-YAH!]
jimmy for president! Anyone with me? Hilarious dude...
Ditto what Dr. Doom said! Hilarious, Jimmy!
Christmas is coming. Merry Christmas. kizi 2 ebog
Reminds me of a joke: What's Santa Clause's finger and smells like Miss Piggy?
..."Quick! Someone grab that little Asian boy! He took Piggy's....I mean Michelle's mask!"
Just what Barry wanted from Santa. His own interns to put under his desk.
"You can, er, enter my chimney any time, um, Santa."
Pssst!, Barack.... try the pig.
"I'm afraid this won't do at all Santa," replied the President with grave concern, "This is not what Michelle had in mind when she asked you for Korean pork ribs..."
"Merry... er, Happy, um... Joyous ahhh... Kwanza Santa,", exclaimed the President!
A cleverly disguised Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie and Bobby Jindal manage to sneak undetected into the White House.
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