Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Angry Birds


1. Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!

2. "Girl... you did NOT just toss the key to my chastity belt into the bay. Oh, no you didn't!"

3. "Well, That's it. I think we can kiss this Red Rover tournament goodbye."

4. "My cooch is locked up tighter than Hillary's server. Also, I somehow got pregnant from a Chinese guy."

5. A record crowd showed up for Martin O'Malley's latest campaign swing.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Chain cooter trap + Severe electrical storm = hilarity

Best of curly
Leshaniqua is so hard core, the strings on tampons are made of Grade 70 transport chain.

Best of GregMan
"Dammit, Laqueefna, you said there'd be a crowd of muslim rapefugees here!"

Best of Dr. Doom
A rare glimpse at the security detail guarding the back door to Hillary's harem... er, intern compound. If only she had tasked them to guard her e-mail server...

8 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like we found the full audience of that shitty Lena Dunham HBO series.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is the chain to keep something out, or in?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chain cooter trap + Severe electrical storm = hilarity

curly said...

Leshaniqua is so hard core, the strings on tampons are made of Grade 70 transport chain.

dadoctah said...

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go

'Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

GregMan said...

"Dammit, Laqueefna, you said there'd be a crowd of muslim rapefugees here!"

GregMan said...

If that's a bridge they're on I think it's over it's load limit.

Dr. Doom said...

A rare glimpse at the security detail guarding the back door to Hillary's harem... er, intern compound. If only she had tasked them to guard her e-mail server...