Tuesday, January 26, 2016
1. Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!
2. "Girl... you did NOT just toss the key to my chastity belt into the bay. Oh, no you didn't!"
3. "Well, That's it. I think we can kiss this Red Rover tournament goodbye."
4. "My cooch is locked up tighter than Hillary's server. Also, I somehow got pregnant from a Chinese guy."
5. A record crowd showed up for Martin O'Malley's latest campaign swing.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Chain cooter trap + Severe electrical storm = hilarity
Best of curly
Leshaniqua is so hard core, the strings on tampons are made of Grade 70 transport chain.
Best of GregMan
"Dammit, Laqueefna, you said there'd be a crowd of muslim rapefugees here!"
Best of Dr. Doom
A rare glimpse at the security detail guarding the back door to Hillary's harem... er, intern compound. If only she had tasked them to guard her e-mail server...