1. "Better Conscious or Unconscious: A Panel Discussion at the Democratic Men's Forum."
2. "Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! Cold, gotta be!"
3. Bill C. "So, usually, I wait until she says the six little words every man wants to hear ..." Bill C. "My husband will be working late?" Bill C. "No, 'Oh, my God, I can't move'... that's when I go in for the kill."
4. "Like my buddy Jeff Epstein says, if there's grass on the field..." "... and roophies in the glass."
5. "I just gotta ask, what's Lisa Bonet really like in the sack?" "Quiet and limp, just like all women."