Saturday, January 02, 2016

BC and BC


1. "Better Conscious or Unconscious: A Panel Discussion at the Democratic Men's Forum."

2. "Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! Cold, gotta be!"

3. Bill C. "So, usually, I wait until she says the six little words every man wants to hear ..."
    Bill C. "My husband will be working late?" 
    Bill C.  "No, 'Oh, my God, I can't move'... that's when I go in for the kill." 

4. "Like my buddy Jeff Epstein says, if there's grass on the field..." "... and roophies in the glass."

5. "I just gotta ask, what's Lisa Bonet really like in the sack?" "Quiet and limp, just like all women." 

18 comments:

Double the U said...

♪ ♫ ♫
Ebony and Ivory
One goes to jail and the other goes free.
♫ ♪ ♫

Dr. Doom said...

Puddin' Pop: "How's that roofie dealer I hooked you up with doin for ya Bill?"
1st Black Prez: "Great Bill, why do ya think I set up my office in Harlem anyway?"

Dr. Doom said...

"You're my hero Mr. Cosby, gushed the President, In fact Hillary and I are thinking about naming a wing at the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor after you..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Bill, stay away from that water," whispered Mr. Cosby with a wink and a nudge.

dadoctah said...

"I just wish I knew why Jared Fogle is so late getting here."

Jack Reacher said...

"I am SO glad we're Democrats, or this shit would be so over!"

Jack Reacher said...

"No, really, who's hotter; Hillary or Camille?"
"You, my friend, are seriously creeping me out."

Jack Reacher said...

"So I figure, a horn-dog millionaire with Viagra; what could go wrong?"

Jack Reacher said...

Clinton: I love that bit, "Cocaine intensifies your personality", and then you say "But what if you're a serial sexual predator?"
Cosby: That's not the line, Bill, that's not the line!

Rodney Dill said...

Mutual hero worship.

Rodney Dill said...

Clinton: "Hey... I hear Disco is back..."
Cosby: "Let's go...."

GregMan said...

Either one: "...and then I asked her, why don't we go to Butt Toy World?"

GregMan said...

Cos: "I dunno, Mr. President, you'd have to roofie ME to get me to get it on with Hillary!"

GregMan said...

CapThis Standard Caption #672: "This one time, at band camp..."

Rodney Dill said...

We're on a mission from God.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Would you like a cigar?"
"Would you like a Pudding Pop?"

Anonymous said...

Mr. President, you want to hump anything that moves, but I say, "Why limit yourself"?

.............arf

Rodney Dill said...

Cosby: "I hear Hillary won't respond to questions on the women in any of your affairs. How does that make you feel?"
Clinton: "Borderline 'Leven."