Friday, January 29, 2016

Get the Balance Right



1. "Latrina, that ain't no whip cream... that's... oh, never mind."

2. According to the coroner, the sweater dogs tried desperately in their last moments to escape their faux-leather prison.

3. Oh, Dennis Rodman. America has missed you.

4. I'm no mechanic, but I can spot the need for suspension work and a front end alignment.

5. "Yeah, Latrina? Well, there's no way you'd be Bottom Bitch if Big Leroy wasn't totally cross-eyed."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Gesundheit!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Oh... You must be Tom Brady's new date."

Best of Whacko
Latrina placed first, second, and fourth in the annual pectoral flexing contest.

Best of jimmy
When arching your eyebrow at an opponent just isn't sufficient...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Strange, she doesn't look like she's jogging. No, she doesn't look like she's jogging at all. There's something not right here, something not right here at all.


15 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Where will you be when your DIY boob job checks out?

Rodney Dill said...

The Adventures of Weebl and Boob

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"No I ain't Assymetrical, my butt cheeks are both the same."

Rodney Dill said...

"Gesundheit!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Laugh all you want, but they're 80% accurate in predicting the Dow Jones..."

Rodney Dill said...

Shaqla just hated that some boobs always wanted to go down on her.

Rodney Dill said...

Oh... You must be Tom Brady's new date."

dadoctah said...

Yet another unexpected consequence of America's failure to fully adopt the metric system.

Anonymous said...

Men don't enjoy pec flexes on women the same way women enjoy seeing them on men.

Whacko said...

Latrina placed first, second, and fourth in the annual pectoral flexing contest.

jimmy said...

When arching your eyebrow at an opponent just isn't sufficient...

Kaptain Krude said...

Strange, she doesn't look like she's jogging. No, she doesn't look like she's jogging at all. There's something not right here, something not right here at all.

Rodney Dill said...

Sing, Swing Low Sweet Chariot one more time and I'm a gonna bitch slap ya.

Anonymous said...

Pride comes before the fall.