Monday, January 18, 2016

How Many Rapes Have These Two Women Enabled Between Them?



1. Hillary: "And then I said, 'All rape victims have the right to be heard and believed.'"
2. Hillary couldn't help but laugh. "Look at those stumpy arms. She could never cup her own balls."
3. Hillary: "And then the Consulate at Benghazi asked if we could send more security."
4. "Oh, did I say 'welfare parasites with a penchant for terrorism, and gang rape?' I meant 'rich additions to the cultural tapestry of our nation.'"
5. "You deported them for gang rape? Hell, I've caught Bil doing worse, and that was with livestock."

THREADWINNER jimmy
This international reboot of _Laverne and Shirley_ was about as bad as one would expect.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
Ya notice that Hills blouse is mostly unbuttoned?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"So then I said, 'And your little dog Toto, too!' Oh Gaia, you should have seen the sheer terror on that intern's face!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Bubble, bubble, toil and trou... hey, where's Gloria at?

Best of Dr. Doom
Looks like command performance of Massive Discocunts on Ice was everything Mrs. Clinton hoped it would be...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A simple, well placed toss of a golf ball... is it too much to ask?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ash VS the Evil Dead" got kinda silly at the end.

Best of GregMan
Prime Minister Merkel tries not to panic when Hillary starts to unhinge her jaw.

Best of GregMan
"The U.S. Constitution? Yeah, like that's going to stop me!"

Best of Submariner
Angela was suitably abashed when it was proven that Hillary knew more verses of the Iranian National Anthem than she did

18 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Ya notice that Hills blouse is mostly unbuttoned?

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then I said, 'And your little dog Toto, too!' Oh Gaia, you should have seen the sheer terror on that intern's face!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Bubble, bubble, toil and trou... hey, where's Gloria at?

Kaptain Krude said...

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Ya notice that Hills blouse is mostly unbuttoned?


I try not to let my mind rest on the state of Hill's blouse, thank you.

Dr. Doom said...

Later, in private, Hillary would tear down Angela's wall... over and over again.

Dr. Doom said...

The Intern Follies are always a big hit during President Clinton's state visits to Germany...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like command performance of Massive Discocunts on Ice was everything Mrs. Clinton hoped it would be...

Son Of The Godfather said...

A simple, well placed toss of a golf ball... is it too much to ask?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm pretty sure I know where Lemmiwinks is.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ash VS the Evil Dead" got kinda silly at the end.

jimmy said...

Angela: "Would you like me to send some of my soldiers?"
Hillary: "To Syria???"
Angela: "No, dummy...to bust you out of jail after the FBI gets done with you!"

[/both ladies crack up]

GregMan said...

Prime Minister Merkel tries not to panic when Hillary starts to unhinge her jaw.

GregMan said...

"The U.S. Constitution? Yeah, like that's going to stop me!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Angela was suitably abashed when it was proven that Hillary knew more verses of the Iranian National Anthem than she did

jimmy said...

This international reboot of _Laverne and Shirley_ was about as bad as one would expect.

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know they were bringing Hee-Haw back on TV.

Mr Hankey said...

It takes Hillary a few minutes to recover during her Roshambo negotiations with Merkel as to how many Syrian rapists should be allowed in the US....I mean red states of the US.