1. Yet, somehow, still not as ghey as Jaden Smith.
2. "And I'm meeting Senator Lindsey Graham for cocktails at 4."
3. Just wondering if guys like this keep Manpons in their Manpurses.
4. And then his Personal Assistant reminded him they were twenty minutes late for his photo shoot with Modern Pimp magazine.
5. "... And so it came down, 'Feed every child in Rwanda for a year or buy this fabu purse,' and I was all like... 'Duh!'"