Friday, January 22, 2016

Magic Johnson's "Son" and His $100K Purse


1. Yet, somehow, still not as ghey as Jaden Smith.
2. "And I'm meeting Senator Lindsey Graham for cocktails at 4."
3. Just wondering if guys like this keep Manpons in their Manpurses.
4. And then his Personal Assistant reminded him they were twenty minutes late for his photo shoot with Modern Pimp magazine.
5. "... And so it came down, 'Feed every child in Rwanda for a year or buy this fabu purse,' and I was all like... 'Duh!'"

11 comments:

GregMan said...

I see Butt Toy World has a new spokesperson...

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Magic is so proud!

jimmy said...

Murse by Louis Vuillton. Shoes by Marco Rubio.

Steve O said...

In his defense, the purse isn't even the worst part of his, um, outfit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lamar must have got some crazy "Revenge of the Nerds" money.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yoko Ono's a bit of a fag hag.

Anonymous said...

Do you know that joke about the boy and the circus clown and "it's magic"?

I sure as hell do.

dick uglum said...

Black fashion matters

curly said...

I’m sorry, but my multi-million dollar contract with CapThis demands I say it: If Obama had a son.

curly said...

“…and we’re waitin’ for the Big Green Penis mother ship to beam us up.”

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