Monday, January 25, 2016

One Shot

Schneider



Most of New Jersey will see 12-18" of snow, except for Cape May where Donald Trump will be giving a speech.

Threadwinner of Submariner
OK, Sally; not too bad for a first broadcast but we usually refer to them as "Nor'easters" rather than "A frigid blow job out of Canada..."

Best of Mr Hankey
New Jersey finally gets a money shot on NYC

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Cape May got schlonged.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
All sailors know well to steer clear of the Bermuda Triangle and the Cape May Ghost Cock.

Best of curly
Notice the way she tickles Atlantic City’s prostate while working the gaseous dildo remote…

Best of Rodney Dill
...but later in the week it will be a particulary sticky situation in the keys.

Best of GregMan
"...and here in Cape May it's just going drip, drip, drip..."

Best of Dr. Doom
Maria learns that you should wait until after your weather set to shoot the tech guy down in flames...


23 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

New Jersey finally gets a money shot on NYC

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Cape May got schlonged.

Son Of The Godfather said...

All sailors know well to steer clear of the Bermuda Triangle and the Cape May Ghost Cock.

the un-curly said...

+川原信之 And how!

curly said...

Penis envy queefs from the Weather Lady. I love my new Hilary Clinton X-ray specs!

curly said...

Notice the way she tickles Atlantic City’s prostate while working the gaseous dildo remote…

Rodney Dill said...

...and this front will really penetrate deep into the south...

Rodney Dill said...

The warm front on Tuesday will cause absolutely no shrinkage.

Rodney Dill said...

...but later in the week it will be a particulary sticky situation in the keys.

Rodney Dill said...

...Late Tuesday Hurricane Weiner* will make a move on the south.

*Anthony Weiner

GregMan said...

A big storm can be such a dick.

GregMan said...

"...and here in Cape May it's just going drip, drip, drip..."

Submariner said...

OK, Sally; not too bad for a first broadcast but we usually refer to them as "Nor'easters" rather than "A frigid blow job out of Canada..."

Submariner said...

"Looks like a stiff off show wind for the Cape May shores..."

curly said...

“…and here Doppler Radar shows us the source of the jizz that engulfed MaryAnn and Ginger.”

curly said...

“The aliens in the Big Green Penis mother ship said that they were looking for Earth’s biggest pussies, so we sent them to France.”

Dr. Doom said...

Maria learns that you should wait until after your weather set to shoot the tech guy down in flames...

Rodney Dill said...

OK... Cue Aerosmith's Big Ten Inch Record music....

Steve O said...

Don't eat the yellow snow. Seriously. Don't.

jimmy said...

A very descriptive screen-grab from this week's episode of _Jersey Shore_...

Rodney Dill said...

Florida: "Size doesn't matter."

Anonymous said...

ORA

When did Xaviera Hollander start doing the weather?