Tuesday, January 05, 2016

SCOAMF Cries Like a Little Girl


1. 7-11 out of Menthol Kools again.
2. The anti-littering commercial they use in Kenya.
3. He gets this way every time he hears the sound of the Muezzin calling the faithful to prayer... or when "Wildfire" plays on the radio.
4. "Reggie... you went to Jared's"
5. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Withdrawal is a hell of a bitch.

Best of the  chronos Z. wonderpig
I said "Kobe, I'm open" and he walked right by........

Best of the  John Schneider
Those red eyes. The Acapulco Gold must be particularly potent this year.
Best of the  Son Of The Godfather
The Tears of a Clown

Best of the  Son Of The Godfather
P is for the presidential way you lead us
U is for the unicorns you bring
S is for your soft and gentle feelings
S is also for the shit you sling
Y anyone would have voted for you?
Put them all together they spell "Barack"...

Best of the  dadoctah
Remembering John Boehner....

Best of the  GregMan
"*Sob*... almost eight years and I still haven't completey destroyed Amerikkka!"

Best of the  Dactyl
That's not a tear, it's an OG tattoo. They just didn't have any black ink so they used sparkly nail polish instead.

Best of the  Mr Hankey
I swear as long as I'm president....Bambi's mother will live.

Best of the  metalgarth
2 minutes later Carl realized he read it wrong. It was LEMMY that died

Best of the  Submariner
A moment after the unfortunate attempt to enter the East Wing Window...

Best of the  Dr. Doom
"I have been secretly reading a right wing Christian hate site for weeks and there have been no thread winners," wailed the President, "Oh the humanity..."

29 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

In a year I can make M'Chel wear a burka! I'm so Happy.......

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Massive Disco Cunts at Butt Toy World....I'm so excited!!!

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

I said "Kobe, I'm open" and he walked right by........

Barack Hussien Obama said...

It hurts my feelings when I don't get a "best of"

John Schneider said...

Those red eyes. The Acapulco Gold must be particularly potent this year.

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama photographed leaving the summit with that big meanie, Russian President, Vladimir Putin...

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Tears of a Clown

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Leave Brittany ALONE! Leave her alone!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Screw the vacation expenses, I wonder what the taxpayers are shelling out for diapers and rubber sheets at the White House,

Son Of The Godfather said...

P is for the presidential way you lead us
U is for the unicorns you bring
S is for your soft and gentle feelings
S is also for the shit you sling
Y anyone would have voted for you?
Put them all together they spell "Barack"...


Sorry, I have to go stock up on ammo before the stores close.

Anonymous said...

Crocodile Tears

curly said...

“…James Taylor -- ahh, er -- gets me…”

dadoctah said...

Remembering John Boehner....

Kaptain Krude said...

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Tears of a Clown

10:54 PM



Clap clap clap! No further entries, please, we have our winner!

Double the U said...

Somebody has to cover for John Boehner.

GregMan said...

"*Sob*... almost eight years and I still haven't completey destroyed Amerikkka!"

GregMan said...

"*Sniff*... Why wouldn't Bill Cosby slip me a roofie?"

I'm not a bot said...

yeah, I also cry if the old posts scroll off before VtheK picks the best comments.

jimmy said...

"Mommy, Ed Henry's being mean to me again. He's a big poopy-head!"

dadoctah said...

Iron Eyes Cody: the next generation.

BPatMan said...

Stage tears go down from the center of the eye. Real tears go from the tear duct.

Dactyl said...

That's not a tear, it's an OG tattoo. They just didn't have any black ink so they used sparkly nail polish instead.

Mr Hankey said...

I swear as long as I'm president....Bambi's mother will live.

metalgarth said...

2 minutes later Carl realized he read it wrong. It was LEMMY that died

Submariner said...

Question of the week: How many slices of freshly-sliced Spanish onion did the Obammy have stashed in the podium for this speech?

Submariner said...

Somebody must have lost his "My Little Pony" bicycle...

Submariner said...

A moment after the unfortunate attempt to enter the East Wing Window...

Dr. Doom said...

"I have been secretly reading a right wing Christian hate site for weeks and there have been no thread winners," wailed the President, "Oh the humanity..."

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