Wednesday, January 06, 2016

The Mighty O'Malley Juggernaut

Brender


1. "Well, of course, as president, I can pardon Bo and Luke Duke."
2. "You see, the reason I'm a better politician is because Donald Trump can't appreciate the struggles of inbred hicks like yourself."
3. "Well, Santa, under my plan, your elves would be fully unionized and have full health insurance coverage for gender reassignment.
4. "I like to think I'm not less popular than Donald Trump, I just have a more selective appeal."
5. "And what qualifications would you bring as my Secretary of Varmints and Other Critters?"

    
Best of  I am not a robot
Ummm, I was told there would be coffee and Snicker-doodle cookies.

Best of  jimmy
A confused and disappointed Wilbur left several minutes after this photo was taken, saying Bill O'Reilly looked and sounded a lot different on TV.

Best of  Dr. Doom
"Well now that you mention it, Cletus, the cage match approach might be a good strategy," said Mr. O'Malley, "We'll just let CNN host it and they will make sure Hillary and Bernie have to go first. I'm sure I can mop up after the first bout..."

Best of  dadoctah
"Well, yes, of course I like to think of myself as 'bad' in the sense you intend. But I'm not sure if I'm really what you would call 'nationwide'." (Haugh, haugh, haugh, haugh....)

Best of  Son Of The Godfather
I wept a little when the Chris Hansen cornered Uncle Jesse in front of the camera.

Best of  Son Of The Godfather
Only a few showed up for the taint-scratching contest.

Best of  Son Of The Godfather
"Got any sevens?"
"Go fish."

Best of  curly
Look, I’m sorry that you haven’t gotten laid since Bill Clinton’s first term President, but I seriously doubt that Global Warming is to blame.

Best of  GregMan
"Vote for me and you get a free coupon for Butt Toy World!"

Best of  but not the bestest of
"You know, Hillary always buses in paid supporters to avoid these awkward no-one-showed-up situations. Just saying."

Best of  Kaptain Krude
"Yeah, uh, John Edwards *is* good, I suppose, but that was 4 years ago. There's a new election, you know."
O'Malley: "There is?"

24 comments:

I am not a robot said...

Ummm, I was told there would be coffee and Snicker-doodle cookies.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Well they always say that one vote makes a difference!

jimmy said...

A confused and disappointed Wilbur left several minutes after this photo was taken, saying Bill O'Reilly looked and sounded a lot different on TV.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well now that you mention it, Cletus, the cage match approach might be a good strategy," said Mr. O'Malley, "We'll just let CNN host it and they will make sure Hillary and Bernie have to go first. I'm sure I can mop up after the first bout..."

dadoctah said...

"Well, yes, of course I like to think of myself as 'bad' in the sense you intend. But I'm not sure if I'm really what you would call 'nationwide'." (Haugh, haugh, haugh, haugh....)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I wept a little when the Chris Hansen cornered Uncle Jesse in front of the camera.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com
(City people just don't understand)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Only a few showed up for the taint-scratching contest.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Got any sevens?"
"Go fish."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If Disney's looking for their next, post Star Wars mega-hit, "O'Malley and the Moonshiner" seems like money in the bank.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Seriously, what's with the crotch grab? Is he trying to channel Michael Jackson?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "Occupy Ozarks" movement quickly fizzled.

curly said...

“…and I cry every time that I see a picture of Obama crying.”

curly said...

Look, I’m sorry that you haven’t gotten laid since Bill Clinton’s first term President, but I seriously doubt that Global Warming is to blame.

dadoctah said...

Jay and Silent Bob have really let themselves go.

GregMan said...

"Yeah, Jethro, I'm still waiting for the 'Best Ofs' too."

GregMan said...

"...and when I'm President, there will be free roadkill in every pot!"

GregMan said...

"Vote for me and you get a free coupon for Butt Toy World!"

but not the bestest of said...

"You know, Hillary always buses in paid supporters to avoid these awkward no-one-showed-up situations. Just saying."

Dr. Doom said...

dadoctah checking in with some ORA Gold... Haugh, haugh, haugh, haugh

Dr. Doom said...

Uncle Jesse: "Well Marty lets stick a fork in this one. What say we head uptown and pick up a couple of discocunts and really paint the town red?"
Marty: "Sounds good to me Jesse, especially the red part..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sorry "Cap"tors, no Thursday babe.
You're gonna have to spank it to Randy Quaid right here.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yeah, uh, John Edwards *is* good, I suppose, but that was 4 years ago. There's a new election, you know."

O'Malley: "There is?"



/haugh haugh haugh haugh!

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry O'Malley, Uncle Si announced his candidacy as well, so I'm afraid you're going to lose the beard vote.