Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Ass, Grass, or Gas


1. Due to a tight campaign budget, Hillary's interns have to find their own transport to the next primary.

2. "I'm on my way to NY to welcome the Syrian refugees." Bad Idea Jeans launches its new ad campaign.

3. You see these young Bernie Sanders supporters and think, "Where are the Ted Bundy's and Richard Ramirezes to thin the herd?"

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Fortunately Sally was picked up by a friendly farmer who gave her lots of 'Vermont Pure Maple Syrup'...

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

"Going my way?"

"I sure hope not, sweety."

Son Of The Godfather said...

'Free love' is fine.
It's the cost of the Penicillin afterwards that I'm concerned about.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Anyone want in on the "over/under" for severed heads in the travel bag?

dadoctah said...

It's okay. She's with the band.

Anonymous said...

I guess the emergency surgery did save John Lennon after all, with some unanticipated side effects.

Artfldgr said...

The doctor that did my work was a lot better than the one that bruce jenner is seeing... care to look?

Artfldgr said...

Despite her modesty, jany had to decide wither to cover her breasts or other parts with her sign...

Rodney Dill said...

Will twerk for food

Dr. Doom said...

"I just don't get it - what does a girl have to do around here to catch a ride," thought Suzy as she tried to get a lift on Fire Island...