Sunday, February 21, 2016

Easy One


Best of Dr. Doom
Parade organizers should have known something foul was afoot when the Peach Balloon at the Georgia Peach Parade in Atlanta was sponsored by X-Lax...

Best of dadoctah
"So I must ask you once again: how far was your ass from Lakehurst, New Jersey on May 6th, 1937?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"All right, Ms. Kardashian, just a little further. There's been a small delay in bringing in the chair, but it will be here soon, I promise."

or

"All right, Mr. Obama's Ego, just a little more to the left, and.... perfect!"

Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon....

Best of Rodney Dill
Michael Moore visits Flint.

Best of GregMan
I see Hillary is being fitted for a new pantsuit.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hillary only won the Nevada caucas by the seat of her pants.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I think a good band name would "Lethal Dingleberries".

Best of racerboy
Oy! I'd hate to see the size of the Charmin!

Best of jimmy
And then Sir Mix-A-Lot dropped dead on the spot...grinning from ear to ear.

Best of Whacko
The artist's conception of Kanye West nears completion.

Best of curly
"Oh Great Mbotumbo! Please sh!t us out another commie Democrat."

21 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Parade organizers should have known something foul was afoot when the Peach Balloon at the Georgia Peach Parade in Atlanta was sponsored by X-Lax...

dadoctah said...

"So I must ask you once again: how far was your ass from Lakehurst, New Jersey on May 6th, 1937?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, Mr. Sullivan, just a little further, and then we can bring in the space shuttle for you."

or

"All right, Ms. Kardashian, just a little further. There's been a small delay in bringing in the chair, but it will be here soon, I promise."

or

"All right, Mr. Obama's Ego, just a little more to the left, and.... perfect!"


/"Mr. Obama's Ego" would be a great name for a band, you know. You know they would eventually be big!
//*rimshot*

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon....

Rodney Dill said...

Michael Moore visits Flint.

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary's campaign blimp nicknamed "the Huma Inanity" by Donald Trump.

Rodney Dill said...

Quick, close the door, The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile has been spotted in the area.

GregMan said...

I see Hillary is being fitted for a new pantsuit.

Anonymous said...

Subby said...

Bill on in dismay looked at Hil got ready to give a speech, and asked himself quietly; "How in hell am I going to be able to cover THAT on the campaign trail?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary only won the Nevada caucas by the seat of her pants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think a good band name would "Lethal Dingleberries".

Rodney Dill said...

The tRUMP Presidential airship launches.

racerboy said...

Oy! I'd hate to see the size of the Charmin!

jimmy said...

And then Sir Mix-A-Lot dropped dead on the spot...grinning from ear to ear.

Anonymous said...

I think this needs a radio transmitter.

Whacko said...

The artist's conception of Kanye West nears completion.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey.... Who's playing 'The Air Is Getting Slippery' on the tuba?"

curly said...

"Oh Great Mbotumbo! Please sh!t us out another commie Democrat."

Steve O said...

I don't know how this all began, but it's starting to get ridiculous. Really.

divine miss m said...

Adds a whole new dimension to 'Sticks out like a seniorita's ass at the Puerto Rican day parade.'

Rodney Dill said...

Wisconsin based airline, DairyAir, unveils its new flagship.