Friday, February 12, 2016

Grumpy Old Men

Brender


1. "Go ahead and raise taxes on the honkies, I don't pay taxes anyway."
2. "Now that you've finished your burrito, I will tell you the secret ingredient in 'Sullivan' brand hot sauce."
3.They were stuck at the restaurant clearing throats at each other for over eleven hours... each expecting the other to pay for his meal.
4. "May I suggest something more filling than a plate of lemons? I mean, since we're out and all...."
5. "I've never seen Gordon Ramsey literally butt-rape a chef before.... maybe we should eat somewhere else." 


Best of dadoctah
Cosby and Robert Culp have really let themselves go.

Best of GregMan
"Obama's already destroyed Amerikkka, what do I need to endorse you for?"

Best of Best of
It's funny, we both brag about being friends with MLK but yet this is the first time we have met.

Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't know Bernie what do you think," asked Reverend Al, "Is it better to be spiritually bankrupt by fomenting racial hatred for profit or financially bankrupt by socialism? To quote a really wise person, what difference does it really make at this point?"

Best of jimmy
Ebony and Ivory: UR doin' it wr---eh, you're close enough.

Best of Mr Hankey
Now usually if I'm going to support you, I expect to be told where the white women at?

Best of Submariner
Dammit Rev; if hot sauce and lemon wedges was good enough for the Proletariat in my youth, it's good enough for a washed up race-baiter like you now!

12 comments:

dadoctah said...

Cosby and Robert Culp have really let themselves go.

GregMan said...

"Man, I really hate old white men... oh, wait."

GregMan said...

"OK, so you're a Communist, you want to screw whitey over as hard as you can, if you're a patron of Man's Country too we're all set!"

GregMan said...

"Obama's already destroyed Amerikkka, what do I need to endorse you for?"

Anonymous said...

It's funny, we both brag about being friends with MLK but yet this is the first time we have met.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Well Bernie, Hillary said that if drop out of the race, Obama will appoint you to the Supreme Court. And you know you trust both of them!

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't know Bernie what do you think," asked Reverend Al, "Is it better to be spiritually bankrupt by fomenting racial hatred for profit or financially bankrupt by socialism? To quote a really wise person, what difference does it really make at this point?"

jimmy said...

Ebony and Ivory: UR doin' it wr---eh, you're close enough.

Mr Hankey said...

Now usually if I'm going to support you, I expect to be told where the white women at?

Mr Hankey said...

Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

metalgarth said...

How many Schnitzengrubben is he gonna eat? Does he think other people's money grows on trees?vIs he from Havana or something?

Submariner said...

Dammit Rev; if hot sauce and lemon wedges was good enough for the Proletariat in my youth, it's good enough for a washed up race-baiter like you now!