Monday, February 29, 2016

I'll have what they're having.



1. The Slut-Walker then hurried home to her Tumblr Account to post about how the patriarchy objectified and devalued her.

2. She's standing on clouds. W-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-T-C-H!

3. She thought she was doing the campaign a favor, but no one ever noticed her "Feel the Bern" navel tattoo.

4. Ernie spent $200 to hire the hooker, but it was worth it to find out that Lou was a faggot after all.

5. "Sheesh, Caitlyn, your cries for attention are just getting more desperate."

Best of Best of
You take those pigeons out of thereyoung lady!

Best of Rodney Dill
Hey! How did SOTG get to be in one of your pics.

Best of jimmy
Old guy: "Argh! I think I'm having a stroke!"
Young guy: "Me too...luckily I can hide it underneath this newspaper."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes, yes, that's very nice, but we were looking for a girl with less meat on her bones and knees that aren't so sharp. Thank you for your consideration, anyway." dub interviews supermodel candidates while Patrick Warburton tries to read his morning newspaper.

Best of Kaptain Krude

"I'm sorry, we're British."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You take those pigeons out of their young lady!

Anonymous said...

THERE. (damn it)

Rodney Dill said...

Hey! How did SOTG get to be in one of your pics.

Rodney Dill said...

Flash mobs still haven't caught on he Livonia.

jimmy said...

Old guy: "Argh! I think I'm having a stroke!"
Young guy: "Me too...luckily I can hide it underneath this newspaper."

GregMan said...

"Sorry, young lady, auditions for Hillary Clinton's Personal Assistant are the next bench over."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes, yes, that's very nice, but we were looking for a girl with less meat on her bones and knees that aren't so sharp. Thank you for your consideration, anyway." dub interviews supermodel candidates while Patrick Warburton tries to read his morning newspaper.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm sorry, we're British."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hmp. Six more weeks of winter, I see."

Submariner said...

Looking up from his morning paper, Ricky exclaimed; "Lucy, I'm about to have some 'splainin' to do!"