1. "This should cool you down temporarily, but we should really get you to the STD clinic, like, now!"
2. The team was beginning to wonder about the coach's Obsessive-Compulsive need to polish, literally, everything.
3. Gwen Stefani: the high school years.
4. "A little white girl like you simply needs industrial lubricants to take on the varsity basketball squad."
5. Adapting to the sexual mores of the 21st century, SC Johnson releases new Raid Ant, Roach, and Crotch Crickets.