Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Strong enough for a man but made for a woman

Schneider


1. "This should cool you down temporarily, but we should really get you to the STD clinic, like, now!"

2. The team was beginning to wonder about the coach's Obsessive-Compulsive need to polish, literally, everything.

3. Gwen Stefani: the high school years.

4. "A little white girl like you simply needs industrial lubricants to take on the varsity basketball squad."

5. Adapting to the sexual mores of the 21st century, SC Johnson releases new Raid Ant, Roach, and Crotch Crickets.

16 comments:

curly said...

"Mrs. Clinton will see you now."

Anonymous said...

"The last thing I remember is shouting Yo Kobe I'm open!'".

Rodney Dill said...

"This will cool it down, but you might just as well get used to the smell of burning rubber."

Rodney Dill said...

"Why do they call it Pam?" "Nevermind."

GregMan said...

"Dammit, Lindsey, I told you to stay away from the boys' locker room!"

dadoctah said...

Redneck physics: if it moves and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape; if it don't move and it is supposed to, use WD-40.

Anonymous said...

RAID!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

Sprunt: When it absolutely, positively has to stop stinking right now!

Mr Hankey said...

Back-Alley gender reassignment surgery is on the rise. Freezing it until it falls off like a bad wart.

John Schneider said...

Introducing Flex Seal-no need for a chastity belt in the 21st Century!

racerboy said...

Holy Hell, what died in here?!?

Kaptain Krude said...

"We'll get rid of that spider, don't you worry!"

Anonymous said...

No.. no it isn't a cockroach, it looks like Hillary Clinton's hand sticking up through the post below.

Dr. Doom said...

Lysol test markets it's newest disinfectant. I hear Sandra Fluke has signed on as celebrity spokesperson...

Dactyl said...

Instant spray-on shorts were a huge success, until people started trying to take them off...

Mr Hankey said...

Summer 2016 - Swimmers at the Rio games getting de-wormed after each event.