Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The DIABLOS Are Hugging


1. When Lindsey said he was going to be "All in Jeb," some signals may have been misinterpreted.

2. "Bad touch, Senator Graham! Bad touch!"
3. Lindsey Graham was so grateful to Jeb for financing his 'Rectal Photography' business.

4. "Tell me again about the rabbits, George."

5. "There, there Lindsey... I promise you, when I'm president, the first person I am going to Amnesty is your pouty-lipped pool-boy Raoul."


Best of Dr. Doom
"See there Lindsay - I did get more than 2%," chortled Jeb, "A bet is a bet - I get to be Obama and you have to be Chris Matthews - now get to work"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
*pat pat pat*
"Uuuuuuurp!"
And that's how you burp a Bush baby.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Peter North displays an inappropriate sign.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Do I have any volunteers to get this poor, drunk man home? Anybody? Hello? Anybody???

Best of Best of
There there, I have an older brother who fux things up as well, and I go on.


Best of Dr. Doom
"Don't worry Lindsay, my team is already on it," commiserated Mr. Bush, "We are going to have our own convention in mom's back yard in Kennebunkport, it will be called wild RINOs and you will be the keynote speaker and we will have some chardonnay..."

Best of Mr Hankey
Maybe not the primary, but damn if Jeb and Lindsey weren't going to win the dance marathon this weekend.

Best of curly
"...fer gods' sakes man, not here!"

Best of Submariner
Sorry, Ma; Lindsey got across some bad liquor again. Can he spend the night one more time?

17 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"See there Lindsay - I did get more than 2%," chortled Jeb, "A bet is a bet - I get to be Obama and you have to be Chris Matthews - now get to work"

Son Of The Godfather said...

*pat pat pat*

"Uuuuuuurp!"

And that's how you burp a Bush baby.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Peter North displays an inappropriate sign.

Kaptain Krude said...

Do I have any volunteers to get this poor, drunk man home? Anybody? Hello? Anybody???

Kaptain Krude said...

"And then she asked, 'Any hugs for Grandma?', and that was all I could take. I barfed right then and there, I swear to Gahd!"

Anonymous said...

4. "Tell me again about the rabbits, George."
"I'm not George; I'm Jeb."
"Whatever..."


There, V; I fixed it for you. Subby

Anonymous said...

There there, I have an older brother who fux things up as well, and I go on.

GregMan said...

"There there Lindsey, don't worry, I'll protect you from the Jooz!"

GregMan said...

"...and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him Lyndsey!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry Lindsay, my team is already on it," commiserated Mr. Bush, "We are going to have our own convention in mom's back yard in Kennebunkport, it will be called wild RINOs and you will be the keynote speaker and we will have some chardonnay..."

Moose and Squirrel said...

Yeah Lindsey....push that finger ALL the way in just like the sign tells you.

Mr Hankey said...

Maybe not the primary, but damn if Jeb and Lindsey weren't going to win the dance marathon this weekend.

Mr Hankey said...

...and then he realized his wallet was missing.

Mr Hankey said...

Wanting one up on the Donald, Jeb airs his physical on television to share how perfect he is too.

curly said...

"...fer gods' sakes man, not here!"

Submariner said...

ORA

"Oh yasss, oh yasss,oh YASSS! The big Charleston Contest!"

Submariner said...

Sorry, Ma; Lindsey got across some bad liquor again. Can he spend the night one more time?