Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Trump at the Barricades


1. "Stay behind the cages, you losers! Except for you, Sugar Tits, you can come in front."
2. ORA: "And just to prove my point, I'm now going to shoot five of you in the head at random."
3. At a Trump rally, there is never a shortage of volunteers to pull his finger.
4. Trump's rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" always swayed the undecided voters."
5. "My first act as president will be to plow Iowa under. Just wipe it. Scrape it off the Earth. You wouldn't want that to happen to New Hampshire, now, would you?"

9 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"...and if anyone else offers me some maple syrup, I'll puke!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"See I told you, fences work!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Hampshire Hills? I thought we were in Vermont!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"you know Vermin Supreme is offing everyone a pony if he is elected president. Well, I'll give each of you a supermodel wife if I'm elected!!!

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

link didn't work - here it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme

jimmy said...

"Now see, these Canadian press people know how to behave when they cross a border. They bring their own wall and set it up--I bet they even paid for it. They're so polite! But you better be back in Toronto by nightfall, if you catch my drift."

dadoctah said...

Bob warms up the crowd at the Country Bunker while the Blues Brothers tune up for the them from "Rawhide".

Dr. Doom said...

I suspect this is a fake. If this was really an NYT photo, The Donald would have horns ant a tail...

Dr. Doom said...

At the Hampshire Hills Country Club Campaign Stop:

Trump: "...reliable transportation in every driveway, and a living wage..."
Sign Language Translator: "...a Mercedes limo on every estate, and stock options..."