1. "Stay behind the cages, you losers! Except for you, Sugar Tits, you can come in front."
2. ORA: "And just to prove my point, I'm now going to shoot five of you in the head at random."
3. At a Trump rally, there is never a shortage of volunteers to pull his finger.
4. Trump's rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" always swayed the undecided voters."
5. "My first act as president will be to plow Iowa under. Just wipe it. Scrape it off the Earth. You wouldn't want that to happen to New Hampshire, now, would you?"