Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Who Let the Dogs Out



1. "Kobe! Kobe!" Sorry, Madame Secretary, Kobe is gay now.

2. "And with God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again, so long as there are children around."

3. She shouldn't have let the mask slip in front of the humans, but she was so hungry, and the mouse was so fat and juicy...

4. In a final act of service to his country, Chris Christie performs a cannonball from the third story mezzanine.

5. "Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"

Best of Mr Hankey
    Finally captured by a Sandman, Hillary 66 prepares her life clock for Carousel.

Best of metalgarth
    So the next Star Trek movie is just a remake of the old "salt vampire" episode?

Best of dadoctah
    That reminds me. I need to go feed my koi.

Best of Submariner
    Hillary prepares to receive Huma's 'snowball.'

Best of Rodney Dill
    "SERENITY COW!!!"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh look! She's not wearing any underwear.

Nate said...

Who goosed the witch?

Mr Hankey said...

Finally captured by a Sandman, Hillary 66 prepares her life clock for Carousel.

metalgarth said...

So the next Star Trek movie is just a remake of the old "salt vampire" episode?

dadoctah said...

That reminds me. I need to go feed my koi.

GregMan said...

"Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

Anonymous said...

"Yo Zuckerberg, I need 15 million for my campaign!"

Submariner said...

Hillary prepares to receive Huma's 'snowball.'

jimmy said...

"Fly, my darling monkeys...fly! Bring me those Super Delegates!"
(Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is later seen casting an evil shadow as she circles a SC voting precinct).

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY COW!!!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Aiiee! Gojira!"

Hillary: "Where? Where?"

Dr. Doom said...

Surprise butt$ex it's on the menu for Amerikkka if Mrs. Clinton is elected...

Submariner said...

There's no such thing as "an intern too tall to be fisted..."

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Clinton finally 'Feels the Bern'... and discovers she likes it...

Dr. Doom said...

"...and the eeeevil Republicans and their deeeemon corporate masters have blown a hole in the ozone layer large enough to fit Donald Trump's ego through," orated Mrs. Clinton, "Can I get an amen sisters and brothers?" At the Global Warming, er... Climate Change Rally... um... Democratic National Convention...