Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Who Let the Dogs Out
1. "Kobe! Kobe!" Sorry, Madame Secretary, Kobe is gay now.
2. "And with God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again, so long as there are children around."
3. She shouldn't have let the mask slip in front of the humans, but she was so hungry, and the mouse was so fat and juicy...
4. In a final act of service to his country, Chris Christie performs a cannonball from the third story mezzanine.
5. "Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Finally captured by a Sandman, Hillary 66 prepares her life clock for Carousel.
Best of metalgarth
So the next Star Trek movie is just a remake of the old "salt vampire" episode?
Best of dadoctah
That reminds me. I need to go feed my koi.
Best of Submariner
Hillary prepares to receive Huma's 'snowball.'
Best of Rodney Dill