Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Who's Got a Hug for Grandma



1. No way are those stubby arms going to be able to meet in the back.

2. The photo was badly misinterpreted. Chris Christie was not trying to hug Hillary, but was bravely interposing himself between the Clinton and the dangerously vulnerable intern behind him.

3. "I am Chris Christie... Lord of the Dance!"

4. First Rubio, now Hillary, Christie muttered, reaching for his sawed-off shotgun. Gawdam Cyborgs!

5. OMG, the she-demon put the hands backward on her human-suit today.

Best of jimmy
CC thoughtbubble: "One innocent hug right before a major election. What's the worst that could happen?"

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"Abuela!!" "Fat Boy!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Oh the huge vanity!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yes, It's definitely a lump, but shouldn't you be showing this to your doctor?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"One second, Chris. I've got to slap the shit out of that Andrew Sullivan looking motherfucker."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah, those look real all right, Hill, but we must have a very different definition of 'spectacular,."

Best of Dr. Doom
Christie thawt bubble: "Must, not, look, in, her, eyes..." Clinton thawt bubble: "Not even my jaw can unhinge that much..."

Best of Best of
Unlike later versions, the FemBot 1.0 attack was almost comical and easily avoided.

14 comments:

jimmy said...

CC thoughtbubble: "One innocent hug right before a major election. What's the worst that could happen?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Cha-cha. Ever.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Abeula!!" "Fat Boy!!"

Dr. Doom said...

Christie: "(whispering) Can I be your VP?"
Clinton: "(cackling) You can be my Head Oompa Loompa..."

Rodney Dill said...

Christie: "I'm your huckleberry."

Rodney Dill said...

Oh the huge vanity!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, It's definitely a lump, but shouldn't you be showing this to your doctor?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"One second, Chris. I've got to slap the shit out of that Andrew Sullivan looking motherfucker."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, those look real all right, Hill, but we must have a very different definition of 'spectacular,."

Dr. Doom said...

Christie thawt bubble: "Must, not, look, in, her, eyes..."
Clinton thawt bubble: "Not even my jaw can unhinge that much..."

Mr Hankey said...

The final solution...Calling Cuthulu to defeat Donald Trump.

Mr Hankey said...

Come to the dark side Christie. We have candy.

Anonymous said...

Unlike later versions, the FemBot 1.0 attack was almost comical and easily avoided.

Submariner said...

Christie thawt bubble "so THAT'S what a 'manbearpig' looks like..."