Sunday, February 07, 2016

Won't somebody please think of the children.



1. "Whatever is in your pocket is hitting the back of my head."

2. "Don't cry, little one. Soon your life force will be added to my own, and the pain will be gone."

3. Hocus Pocus II: The Engorgening. 

4. ORA: "Damn, another brat with Dead Zone ability to foresee the outcome of my presidency."

5. Judging from the chick holding her nose in the background, Cankles just let fly with a deadly queef.

18 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Clinton, the Frau Blucher of American politics... ORA?

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"mommy, why does this old witch want us to meet her flying monkeys?"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Mommy, what's a tax? This smelly old lady said she gets my desert as one.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Mommy is this old white women really my Abuela?

jimmy said...

"I think little Emily here will provide a more tender cut of meat. We can always freeze little Sophie for later on....but from the looks of her, we're going to need a lot more ketchup."

Kaptain Krude said...

Suzy was so influenced by the meeting with failed Presidential candidate Hillary! that she would later take to hitchhiking nude on the outskirts of NYC.

Anonymous said...

"Oh no, you still get to keep this one!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Ewww... make it go away," screamed little Sally, "It smells like failure..."

Mr Hankey said...

Hillary chooses her pizza toppings for the big game

curly said...

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe"…Hillary makes her evening food selection playful and light hearted.

Anonymous said...

Mommmmmy! She's breathing burning sulfur fumes on me. Get her away!

Nose said...

"So I'll take the heart of this one, and a couple of gills of blood from the little one."

Submariner said...

"Waaaah; I don't WANNA be 'Election Night Dinner.' Waaaah!"

jimmy said...

"And I got *this* one for a forty-minute speech to the Chamber of Commerce. The blond one? Oh, Epstein said he was done with her so I took her off his hands. A few years, a few extra pounds and Bill might want her..." [maniacal cackle]

GregMan said...

"Mommy, I don't WANT to be sacrificed to Cthulhu!"

GregMan said...

"Mommy, I don't WANT to be an Intern!"

Mr Hankey said...

Like the scene in "Hall Pass", the tall blonde surrounds herself with a less attractive women to make herself look good.

Submariner said...

Some enterprising PhotoShopper is going to find that pose irresistable to turn into getting doggy-styled after the Hilldawg barked her way through her campaign scree, er, speech this week. Just sayin...





I just threw up in my mouth a bunch...