Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Chris Christie Has No Mouth and He Must Scream


Best of Double the U
Oh shit.... Did I turn off the waffle iron?

Best of GregMan
"Oh my God he's actually serious about this race! What have I done?"

Best of John Schneider
My God! It's full of stars!

Best of Dr. Doom
"Must not endorse Trump... must resist... must not endorse...", thought Gov Christie, "Wait is that a Wagyu prime rib in the buffet line? Must endorse Trump... must stay on campaign trail..."

Best of curly
New Jersey has the best acid.

Best of jimmy
Christie thoughtbubble: "10:01?!? Oh, f$%^ I'm missing the Real Housewives!"

Best of Steve O
Christie employs Joey's "smell a fart" look.

Best of Double the U
That moment when Christe realized Trump probably wasn't going to build a casino to save Atlantic City.

Best of Submariner
Engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive could lead to some absolutely unbelievable warps in reality for the duration of the transit...

12 comments:

Double the U said...

Oh shit.... Did I turn off the waffle iron?

GregMan said...

"Oh my God he's actually serious about this race! What have I done?"

John Schneider said...

My God! It's full of stars!

Dr. Doom said...

"Must not endorse Trump... must resist... must not endorse...", thought Gov Christie, "Wait is that a Wagyu prime rib in the buffet line? Must endorse Trump... must stay on campaign trail..."

curly said...

New Jersey has the best acid.

jimmy said...

Christie thoughtbubble: "10:01?!? Oh, f$%^ I'm missing the Real Housewives!"

Steve O said...

Christie employs Joey's "smell a fart" look.

Double the U said...

That moment when Christe realized Trump probably wasn't going to build a casino to save Atlantic City.

Submariner said...

Engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive could lead to some absolutely unbelievable warps in reality for the duration of the transit...

Submariner said...

So Chris; what's life like as a potted plant?

Double the U said...

Wait.... He has donated a lot of money to the democrats... he has donated to Hillary Clinton, his signs are blue.... his tie is blue.... he supports very liberal ideas.... Oh shit!

metalgarth said...

I see Beavis and Butthead is back on TV