Tuesday, March 29, 2016

I'm Back Baby


1. ORA: "Oh, yeah, the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic is an even bigger Lesbo scene than Lilith Fair."

2.  The Juvie spinoff of 'Orange Is the New Black' was a HUGE hit with what ratings experts call 'The WNBA Demographic.'

3. "Look, if you want a recommendation at the end of this internship, you'll just keep your mouth shut and do whatever any Clinton demands of you, no matter how degrading."

4. "Are we really old enough to be flight attendants for Mr. Clinton and Mr. Epstein?"

5. "I keep hearing a voice behind the mirror humming 'Thank Heaven for Little Girls' followed by cackling."

Best of Double the U
Ingsoc's cloning went remarkably well.

Best of Artfldgr
Send in the Clones... their has to be clones... maybe next year...

Best of Artfldgr
Weird Science my arse, this is what I did with my 3D printer...

Best of metalgarth
All I can say is... LOTS OF SAMMICHES!!!!

8 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Democratic voters line up for the start of primary elections.

Double the U said...

Ingsoc's cloning went remarkably well.

Artfldgr said...

Send in the Clones... their has to be clones... maybe next year...

Artfldgr said...

Row on Row we saw the spring offerings of the new sex doll line...

Artfldgr said...

Weird Science my arse, this is what I did with my 3D printer...

Artfldgr said...

No matter how many versions i make, they wont clean the house...

Artfldgr said...

Melvin smearhouse was twerked to death when he accidently engaged all his robotic projects at once... RIP Melvin...

metalgarth said...

All I can say is... LOTS OF SAMMICHES!!!!