Monday, March 07, 2016

J'Accuse!


1. In a rare show of Solidarity, Bernie agrees to pull Hillary's finger.

2. "Do not believe this man's lies! He is not the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks."

3. The only two people in the world who could build-up a score of -$80,000,000 in Celebrity Jeopardy.

4. Scully and Mulder have really let themselves go.

5, "I'm just gonna let the Crypt-Keeper answer that one, Anderson."

Best of GregMan
"She queefed!"
"No, HE queefed!"

Best of dadoctah
"Mr Sanders has played paper, and Mrs Clinton...is that supposed to be scissors?"

Best of Submariner
"Just hold on there a minute, Anderson. That sounds suspiciously like a legitimate question. Per the Democratic National Committee, those only go to this guy over here!"

Best of jimmy
Hildebeest: "He wants to bankrupt the country!"
Bernie: "That's not true. We're already bankrupt! But at this point, what difference does it make?"

Best of Mr Hankey
Playing Democrat See & Say....the donkey says "tax the white people"

Best of dadoctah
"Achtung! Juden!" Hillary cuts to the chase.

Best of Steve O
To give you some perspective here, it's the 74 year old white man, peddling he same failed 19th century ideology Democrats have been pitching for the last 100 years who is considered the breath of fresh air.

Best of Submariner
Go ahead; I DARE you! Just ASK him where the "Uranus Fudge Factory" is...

Best of Submariner
Hillary, you ignorant slut!

Best of Dactyl
PEW PEW PEW!!!

16 comments:

GregMan said...

"She queefed!"

"No, HE queefed!"

GregMan said...

Two ageing communists walk into a bar...

GregMan said...

"No, Bernie, mine IS bigger than yours!"

dadoctah said...

"Mr Sanders has played paper, and Mrs Clinton...is that supposed to be scissors?"

Submariner said...

"Point of order, Anderson; I did not get a "Harrumph" out of that Communist."
"Anderson, please let the former First Bi-yotch know I'm a Socialist, not a Communist, though some may not agree with me..."

Submariner said...

"Just hold on there a minute, Anderson. That sounds suspiciously like a legitimate question. Per the Democratic National Committee, those only go to this guy over here!"

Submariner said...

Toss that softball right over here, Wolf...

jimmy said...

Hildebeest: "He wants to bankrupt the country!"
Bernie: "That's not true. We're already bankrupt! But at this point, what difference does it make?"

Mr Hankey said...

Playing Democrat See & Say....the donkey says "tax the white people"

Kaptain Krude said...

"It's Rick Lazio! Everybody look! It's Rick Lazio... in disguise! Quick! Grab him! Somebody grab him, quick!"

"It's... true.... I'm... Rick... La... zee... oh... *snore*"

dadoctah said...

"Achtung! Juden!" Hillary cuts to the chase.

Steve O said...

To give you some perspective here, it's the 74 year old white man, peddling he same failed 19th century ideology Democrats have been pitching for the last 100 years who is considered the breath of fresh air.

Submariner said...

Go ahead; I DARE you! Just ASK him where the "Uranus Fudge Factory" is...

Submariner said...

ORA?

Hillary, you ignorant slut!

Dactyl said...

PEW PEW PEW!!!

Dactyl said...

One of these two can click the 'I'm not a robot' box without lying about it...